Don't get close, I bite.
What's your name?
Theodore. If you have to know. Theodore Woods Commodus Antoninus. M- maybe Jordan. I need to look closer into that.
How old are you?
What is this, a cop report? Always hated those... I'm seventeen.
Who's your godly parent?
Gods, what does it matter? Achlys. Okay? Can I leave now?
Sexuality?
That's creepy. And doesn't matter because I'm taken. Don't touch me.
And your... gender?
The hell- man. I'm a guy. Fuck you if you say otherwise. Just 'cause I wear binders doesn't make me-
Yeah, we get it. Anyway! Thank you!
My family (it's a lot of people):
@the-great-emperor-commodus
My dad. He's the best dad ever. I love him a lot. He's an insane murderous emperor but gods damn is he a good dad. But he's not my dad anymore. He should probably be glad he isn't.
@hasfuckedagod-willfuckoneup
...babbo...? Why would I ever think I deserve to call this man that? Or even be close to him?
@literally-tinker-bell
My sister! She's the best ever and I love her because she's amazing. She made me so many cool things I love her. She's probably doing great, I hope she is.
@another-argo
... You ruined my life. I hope you're happy with your family. No, really, I do. Go and be happy and never talk to me again.
@roryandthethorns
My sister again. She's very annoying sometimes but that's okay because I love her anyway. Haven't talked to her in a while, and I probably never will again- but that's better for her.
@littlest-sunbeam-of-hermes
My sister... again. Look, I have a lot of sisters. And brothers. My dad has a lot of them. I didn't know her that well but I hope she's doing good in school.
@onlymythologypersonincamp
I guess my sister...? My dad kinda married her dad, so- I like to think of her more as a friend though. Hah.. Eve. I guess. She's a really good friend of Argo- I think. I hope she's happy with him :)
@judas-of-eris
Brother! Real cool dude, I think. Haven't talked to him a lot, but he seems cool. Can he stop thinking I'm a sinner? Actually, nevermind. He can think whatever the fuck he wants about me because he'll never see me again
@nikenotnikey
My sister! I dragged her here hah. But her wolf friend gives me weird vibes. I hope the wolf guy isn't influencing them that much. And that whatever happened heals.
@notaeoluschild
My brother, another one. Uh, he's very cool, needs to relax sometimes though. He's got to be better to himself. I hope he'll be happier now
@tearslikeacid
My half-brother from the godly side, I wish I could protect him from everything... I never wanted to leave you- but it's probably for the better. Have fun in life, if that's possible :>
@the-little-tadpole
My daughter, she's such a sweetheart. She's the most precious little thing ever and I'd give her the world. I'm sorry, honey. I promise I'm not leaving you. I promise you won't be forgotten. You're still my daughter, I'll just be somewhere else, okay?
Probably a lot more people that I don't even know about... my dad adopts a lot of children.
My partners (yeah, partnerS, cry about it):
@reluctant-son-of-time
Xan! He's a son of Kronos but I don't mind that because he's awesome and also we are not our parents and if you say we are then you're stupid. He used to be dead but he's not anymore. I love him a lot and I would kill and die for him and ughhh I don't deserve him- I'm sorry, Xan, I hope you understand that I can't be around people. I promise this isn't personal...? I still love you, just- please let me leave?
@reyno-solis-real
My boyfriend as well! He's SUPER fluffy and kind and caring and everything- I could talk on and on about how much I love him and Xan I love you caro I would give you everything you ask for AAA- ...I'm sorry I haven't visited in a while. I wish I could see you more- I love you so much.
Other people I know:
@daughter-of-thanatosss
...I still don't like you. But you tried to help me with stuff so I guess you're not THAT bad. I hate this I hate this I hate this none of this would've happened if you just staYED OUT OF ARGO'S LIFE OR SOMETHING AND NOW I CAN'T FUCKING TRUST MYSELF AND I HAVE A FEELING IT'S PARTLY YOUR FAULT I HATE YOU
@eleos-the-forgiving-goddess
I kinda have a deal with her...? I don't know. She gave me a cool sword and told me to take care of her shrine and protect her dogs. So. I don't know.
@the-tickle-anon
They're... very particular. They don't exactly... I don't know. They have a one track mind. But- at least they're trying not to be an asshole about their end goal. I hope they learn one day. Maybe. In the very far future.
@bird-brains-and-imperial-gold
Delilah! The super cool and nice and polite harpy! She's the best and I like hanging out with her! Calls me "little boss" :D Stay positive, Delilah ^^
@sick-and-sleepy
That's just Lyssie. Hangs around the palace a lot, is cool. Keeps trying to eat things that'll make her feel bad though, should stop that- I don't want her to get hurt. She's very polite.
Everyone else keeps getting adopted by Commodus. Uh. Yeah.
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