Figgriffin Boldeborte

this lamb keeps trying to sacrifice itself even though no one really needs or wants it to do that

yeah, sure, it was the "power of friendship" that defeated you, and not my super cool "mega bone explosions" spell that I worked really hard on, whatever idiot

I told the fairies what you did, you’re fucked now.

Yeah man, this wizard sleepover is cozy. I just saw a guy gently clap his hands together and say "hot beverage conjuration" or something, and suddenly everyone was holding a perfect mug of their favorite warm drink in their hands. Nobody who was already sleeping even woke up, that's how cozy it is. I'm over here casting pillow and level 2 pyjamas. I think I just heard "power word: blanket fort" two groups over. I gotta get in there.

rummaging for an earl grey teabag like its a cigarette

ⓘ Tip: while sewing, you can unlock scary sewing by losing your needle somewhere on your bed.