nebulasplat

oh my god what the fuck why is this so funny

All america got is squirrells

yAy

salt is a flavour enhancer, add just a tiny dash, not enough to make it salty.

Because I love you all.

Just made this and i mayve added a little more vanilla than intended, but still tastes AWESOME

omg the recipe

Okay so its amazing but also guys,, pls,,,,, dont take the part abt the chocolate chips srsly, like, three tablespoons at most,,,,

my dad has a folder on his computer named Cool Dad and it’s just pictures of himself

aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets 

‘’yall need to chill’’ says me, who isn’t chill, not even a little bit.

me doing normal human activities: is this allowed? is this allowed? am i allowed to do this? is this allowed? i don’t want to get in trouble can i do this is this allowed?