Literacy_Freak

1 am. im throwing rocks against gods window. she opens. I tell her “you fucked up with vampires. they should be real.” she politely reinverts every atom in my body, thusly undefining me and beginning anew with a fresh physical form. im a hamster now. my opinion does not change.

shout out to the twink at this pride fest who brought his own megaphone to counteract the evangelical protesters by shouting out the entirety of a recipe for mac and cheese

my favorite scene in van helsing 2004 is when dracula has a breakdown going "I feel nothing!! I feel no fear, no sorrow, nothing!!" as he proceeds to like straight up cry

dracula, with extreme feeling: i do not feel!!

yknow what i absolutely love... those trees with cavities full of water and dead leaves

this is called stumpwater! used in folk remedies in ozark and appalachian lore, supposedly helps to heal skin conditions like warts, acne, rashes

fuck yeah love me a nice refreshing mug of stumpwater

Fuck capitalism

So I have a question for my followers: are there any conspiracy theories you’re 100% convinced are real

Canadian prime minister Justing Trudeau is the illegitimate son of the late Cuban dictator Fidel Castro

See, the nipples angle is just not something I would’ve thought to pursue

1000$ says his brother, who actually looks like his father Pierre, has pink nipples.

Do we have a picture of Fidel’s nipples? My searches have yielded fakes and forgeries.

also modders: hey guys! i created an unofficial bug patch that fixed 185930 places where the game could/does crash, cuts loading time in half and restores broken dialogue and new choices to allow better avenues of conversation! please just endorse and give me feedback :)

you can say Bethesda. it’s okay. todd can’t hurt you here.

You have no power here, Howard.