Harrison Ford Fiesta

Sundays

I had a dream that obama was smoking a cig then turned to me and said “I pity the fool that lives like you”

you got one of those Dream Obama Quotes I’m so jealous

reblog to get your own dream Obama quote in the relatively near future

was sloppy joe a real man

WHY DOES THIS FIT SO WELL LIKE THEIR MOUTHS ARE SYNCING WITH THE SONG PERFECTLY AND THIS HASN’T EVEN BEEN EDITED THE FUCK

OH MY GOD

Schrödinger’s vaguepost

this is the twitter equivalent of the sound of a gun cocking in an unlit parking garage

arrested for longitudinal crimes

I miss sleeping next to someone

fucking idiot doesn’t even know the clone jutsu lol

I hate how fucking funny this is

psusy’s outta the bag everyone

its gay

please delete this im trying not to fucking cry in public