r u n a w a y

Henley: aight but what if i'd rather be harley quinn??? what then?

Elijah: then i'd have to fuck you, or marry you :/

Henley: im not robin dont be fucking rude

Henley: whats wrong with batgirl

Elijah: If we get to pick any superhero's then I change my mind

Elijah: I'm actually Thor

Henley: nO ONE WANTS TO BE ROBIN

“Simple is a glorified adjective for unintelligent.”

“You’re a feisty little thing huh.”

Henley: bc ur obvs not batman. gosh

Henley: bc i'm batman

Elijah: Oh please.

“oh no, of course not. that would be a travesty, wouldn’t it?”

“I’m glad you see my point of view.” he laughed, “And to think I wouldn’t have met such a pretty little thing if you hadn’t had finger-paint in your hair... How did it end up there anyway?”

Never said I was dying over it, but I did really want to know.

And before you ask-- Yes, you can also have my number.

I’ll try to control it. Don’t worry.

Thanks, I’ll be able to sleep peacefully tonight knowing that.

Henley: batman

Elijah: Nice try

“Walk of shame because you totally disappointed the person you slept with, or walk of shame because you were disappointed yourself?”

“I never disappoint. and he wasn’t too bad. It’s just a term, as if you’re supposed to be full of shame walking home in last nights clothes. If you ask me, it should be renamed ‘walk of pride’”

“Are you alright? That fall looked pretty bad – do I need to call someone? Oh my god, I’m not prepared for this…”

“Yeah, I’m fine.” he rubbed down his shirt and bent his arm assessing the damage, “It hurts a little but there’s no need to call anyone.”

“Aye! Glad I caught you. You wanna go grab a beer and get wasted before happy hour?”

“It’s like you just read my mind.”

“only here a few days and you’re already turning on the charm, huh? don’t you work fast.”

“Oh, I’m not going to waste a single day, or pretty face here.” he laughed.

“Man is the most insane species. He worships an invisible God and destroys a visible Nature. Unaware that this Nature he’s destroying is this God he’s worshiping.”

“You know you could have just summed that whole deep philosophical shit up with ‘people suck’, it would have been much simpler.”

Aww – You got laid. How cute.

I know, I know. Try not to be too jealous.