"RIGHT, WELL THANKS FOR THAT EVER INTERESTING life lesson. I’ll remember that when I start looking for replacement for my target brand hoodie.”

“I’m glad I could be of service to the less fortunate.”

“Four thousand fucking dollars on a jacket? That’s fucked, man. I bought mine from a thrift store for twenty and I’m sure I still look more badass than you. Also– how is you being gone an excuse for forgetting that it gets hot in the summer? Have you gotten dumber since you left LA? I know my guidance is important to you but I thought you could hold your shit together a little better than this.”

“Thrift stores are disgusting. I’d rather not put my body inside something someone like you might have worn. You do realize that summer hasn’t started yet and you just sound really dumb? Leaving LA and getting away from girls like you is the best thing that ever happened to me, as you know, I’m not fond of trash. There’s no need to act tough, it’s okay to say you missed me.”

 “Unless you’re planning on starting steroids in the next few months, I don’t think you have to worry about it not surviving until fall.”

“I dont think you understand the concept of “in season”. I wouldn’t wear a jacket I bought now in fall if someone paid me.”

               “FOUR GRAND ON A PIECE OF CLOTHING?” Sam raised her eyebrow… Never understanding how someone can spend that much on something that goes on your body, and she was apart of a world that spent exactly that. If you didn’t know her last name than you would think she wasn’t an uptown girl.. Her usual attire consist on a sundress and pair of converse. “Been there. On the leaving and coming back matter. It takes time to readjust” 

“If you think about the fact that it was Tom Ford, you’ll realize it wasn’t that expensive.” Donovan was careless with money but he was a Prescott, which meant he didn’t have to worry about how much he spent on what. “I don’t recall asking for your advice, sweetheart.”

“Wow, that must’ve been some jacket! Can’t you bring it back? Or do they not let you do that there? If not save it for the fall and cold ass winter, if you think it’ll be “in season” still…”

“You definitely can’t return at Bergdorfs unless its damaged. I’ll be suffering through in the heat because there’s no way it’ll still be in season come winter.”

           “THINK ABOUT IT THIS WAY YOU could just return it, or keep it in storage until next winter. If it isn’t a model from one those easily forgotten trends that is.”

“Are you really suggesting someone wear a jacket from this year, next winter?”

              “IS THAT NOT WHAT THE WEATHER APP IS FOR? I mean I can’t say I feel you or anything, most expensive thing in my closet now a days is a hoodie. –– –– Still ouch, I’d be ready to return it if I were you.”

“High end stores don’t work that way, bud. You can’t return at Bergdorfs unless its damaged which is probably because no one wants to wear someone elses used clothing and if you can’t afford it new, you shouldn’t be trying to shop there.”