FFR Stories

<Loose definition of "back" there>

Shut up. Anyway, I should hopefully be posting more stories in the near future!

<You are aware that exactly nobody asked>

Fair assessment. Anyway, I should get back to posting stories in the near future

<At least a couple months>

I mean, yeah, probably

<Because you've been slacking off and don't have anything written>

I'll have you know I do have something written! But it will be at least a few months before I start posting again.

<No sooner than February>

It might be!

<But it won't>

Yeah, that's a fair assessment. Drop me a line if there's anyone you want to see more of.

--EDIT--

<Soooo, what did we learn about stream of consciousness writing and proofreading before posting?>

That you can shut the hell up?

<All evidence seems to point to the contrary>

In this story we welcome a new player, Dante Morgansen, and learn more about the Knights After the Manner of the First Holy Order.

<So...a 3000 word lore dump?>

And here's a retelling of Little Red Riding Hood.

<You finally done?>

Behold, my retelling of Snow White!

<Because you've never had an original thought in you life>

My sabbatical is over!

<No it's not>

<I take issue with several points of that statement>

Oh really? Like what?

<Actual job? You don't have an actual job>

I do so!

<Tell that to your paycheck. Furthermore, starting? The story is hardly a concept>

I made me a meme about "The Christmas Wish".

<You made this?>

All by my lonesome!

<...Yeah, don't quit your day job.>

Behold! A story with as much Bob as possible!

<And when did you finish it?>

<I'm sorry, who asked for more Bob?>

Well...my brother for one.

<And who else?>

...Listen, if other people made suggestions and requests I'd be willing to take them under consideration

<It's been a week since your supposed Christmas story should have been done, and, uh... where is it?>

I told you, I have a process! Also, my editor left town for the week!

<And by editor you mean...your mother?>

Yes, the woman with an English degree who proofreads and critiques my work before I post it.

<And you couldn't write while she was out of town...why?>

I...got sidetracked.

<You were playing Fortnite, weren't you?>

They have Doom Slayer and Geralt of Rivia! You expect me to just leave those on the table? Anyway, the story should be done by Christmas.

<Oh, yeah, I've heard that one before.>

'Tis the Season, and to that end I am working on a Christmas story!

<Working on? You haven't written word one of it!>

Shut up Brian, it's a process. I've been planning.

<And slacking>

Minor details. Anyhow, I should have this new story up sometime in the next week. Hopefully.

<Unless you decide to slack off some more>