oi, Fey!

The night breeze fills up the only sound you hear. Because now, almost every Straw Hat has fallen asleep. Robin and Sanji were the only exceptions. You headed to the kitchen, where Sanji was preparing a tea for Robin to drink at times.

“Hello, Sanji”, you entered the kitchen, and the smell of tea filled the entire room. I hope I’m not bothering you”.

“Y/n sw-y/n swaaann!” He turned to his heart eyes seeing you sitting down. “Want a midnight snack?”

“Umm Sanji-kun, can I ask you a favor?”

Sanji turned to his normal self, trying to contain his heart eyes.

“So you know that Zoro’s birthday is tomorrow, right?” you looked at Sanji. “Unfortunately for him, I had an evil plan in mind”.

“Ugh, that Mossheaded bastard—!” Sanji turned around in disguise. “Anyways, what’s this plan about, Y/n-swan?”

“Can you make him a cake? I’ll lower his guard and dunk his head on that cake!”

Sanji heard that right. That’s right, your plan has to be on the top list of the most evil plans ever. Sanji knew for sure that you two are dating, but how could you lower his stone-headed guard down? It can’t be done without doing that.

“But for this plan, you need to calm down and not fight each other for a second”, you added. “Cause I’m showering him with affection and then dunking his head”.

“That idiot will get affection from such a beautiful woman?” Sanji once again turned around with disguise. “I’ll only do it for y/n-swan’s sake!”

“Tell this to others but not Zoro and Luffy, okay?”

“Of course, y/n swann!!!!”

Next morning….

You got Zoro into the kitchen. The others congratulated him for turning older at least. But then, you kissed him in front of others, on the cheek. His face turned into a tomato within a second. Sadly, Sanji had to witness it too. He can’t bicker with Zoro, or else ruin the plan. Then, you touched his hair. Something that signaled Sanji only. You didn’t allow him to tell the others, so it will be a surprise.

“When I touch his hair, he’s gonna be dunked on and we’ll have a laugh!”

You then push his head down the cake. It was seconds before Zoro realized that this all is for his head to get dunked on. Sanji bursted into laughter, and that was like that with others too.

“That was fast”, Robin chuckled.

“BAHAHAHAHA!! GREAT FOR A MOSS HEAD!!!!” Sanji laughed so hard.

The others couldn’t help but laugh. Zoro then rose from his current position, and only forgave you, cause it’s you, his beloved girlfriend. He never knew who was the mastermind was, and Sanji used it on a daily basis to insult him even more.

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