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@feywildremix
Stop. Normalizing. Bath Bombs. they’re training people not to recognize the inherent dangers of magical vortexes
thousands of years of evolutionary instincts gone just like that. you dumbasses are gonna stick your feet in the first glowing portal you stumble across and get kidnapped by the fucking fae
Me, hopping feet first into a shimmering portal: Take me away, you fragrant tricksters!
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Jasper is wonderful and brilliant.
the fey have followed me to cape cod
Cobalt: Use your feminine wiles. Smile. You're pretty when you smile.
Ember: I am?
Cobalt: Yeah.
Ember: So what does that mean when I'm not smiling?
Cobalt: Kind of frightening.
Malachite: If you’re not in love with Aster by now, you’re probably in love with Camellia.
Larkspur: Bold of you to assume I'm not in love with both.
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Cobalt: How are you feeling?
Willow: I’ve got a headache that comes and goes.
Adare: (walks in) Hey!
Willow: It’s back.
Raven: I hate funerals, I never know what to say.
Malachite: Just say “I’m sorry for your loss,” and move on.
*later*
Raven: I’m sorry for your loss. Move on.
Camellia: You're always so calm, no matter what happens. How do you do it?
Rowan: It's easy. You just got to make yourself dead inside. Then it doesn't matter what happens. Good... bad... nothing gets through, so nothing bothers you. Easy.
Tiger: I like your pants.
Yvette: Thanks! They were 50% off.
Tiger: I'd like them 100% off.
Yvette: The store can't just give clothes away,
Tiger: That's not what I -
Yvette: That's a terrible way to run a business, Tiger.
Adare: I never brag.
Oleander: You once called your face the proof of God's existence.
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Sean: See this? This is my 'I don't care' face.
Danica: That's your normal face.
Nickel: Other than cooking, what basic life skills don't I have?
Hazel: Oh, Nick, I'm not sure we have time for that today.
Brielle: How do tall people people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?
Patrick: Bri, it's four o'clock in the morning.
Brielle: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?
All of these posts about being an old-god worshipping forest maiden with dirt streaked cheeks and sharp teeth and antlers or w/e but where are you guys when I’m getting my ass kicked in the local state park by some Sidhe who dont like my haircut???? No where you posers thanks for nothing
Oleander: Is she always like this when she loses?
Adare: Oh, yes. You should have been here for the Great Jenga Tantrum.
Tiger: YOU BUMPED THE TABLE AND YOU KNOW IT!
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Aster: It was lit!
Hyacinth: The place was lit up?
Aster: No, it was LIT.
Hyacinth: There was a fire?!
Lacha: Adare, can we talk? One 10 to another?
Adare: I'm an 11, but continue.
