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James Norton as Ormund Hightower HOUSE OF THE DRAGON
If you think about it rhys in the bonus is so damn funny like just imagine....what he was doing at that hour lmfao?????
- rhys yawning, trying to go to kitchen bc he is thirsty...
Elain and Azriel in the middle of the living room: 🥵🥵😘 *yes* *offer and permission* *wrong it was so wrong he didnt care* 😚😚😚😚
Rhys: 🧍🏽♂️🧍🏽♂️🧍🏽♂️🧍🏽♂️*wtf did I just walk in on*
Rhys: AZRIEL
....🦗🦗🦗🦗*too busy focused on elain's mouth*
Rhys: AZRIIEL
Azriel: 🫥?!?!?
Rhys: MY OFFICE
Gwynriels fanon Az is literally the equivalent of a fumbling teenager. It's the most cringe worthy thing I've over come across. He's this fumbling idiot who doesn't know how to act around a girl, and Gwyn puts him in his place. Its so cringe worthy.
When in canon, Az is nothing but calm, polite, sophisticated and mature around the girl he canonically is obsessed with (Elain). He adresses her calmly and politely, he is stable and secure when he always reaches out his hands. He listens calmly and respectfully when she speaks. He stands up for her at the dinner table. He's just acted maturely and calmly whenever we've seen him actually interact with Elain, who is the one he is canonically obsessed with. She's his crush, and he acts nothing like Gwynriel's fanon Az acts around a crush.
They're going to absolutely despise canon Az in Acotar 6-8. And I'm so here for it. Sjm wrote him as mature, polite, calm, with a dry and dark sense of humour,as a gentleman and also has lots of dirty thoughts about his crush and fantasizes about pleasuring her. I mean, finally, we get a male MC who is not juvenile and bombastic but kinda real and interesting and a little dark but soft at the same time.
There is no awkward, fumbling, idiotic Azriel. That's some other character that belongs in a bad YA book.
I HATE their Azriel. Canon Azriel is meh. But their version of Azriel? I would actually rather swallow bleach then read about such an idiot.
Their interpretation of Azriel:
He’s entitled, only cares abour lust, goes after unavailable women, he’s possesive, has anger issues, white-knight syndrome, dubious, stupid, gullible and as you mentioned doesn’t know how to act around a girl, he needs the perfect girl boss Gwyn to put him in his place and pull him out of his shell.
This is nothing like Canon Azriel and Thank God for that.
They only hate Azriel now because he wants Elain. If he didn’t want Elain, if she wasn’t the subject of his desire - they would love his bonus chapter. If he had felt this way towards Gwyn? They would love him.
But because its boring Elain, they have to find a million ways to make him seem horrible when even in that bonus, he was still respectful.
You worded it perfectly anon, canon Azriel fits the genre the series is in. Its a character you want as a male Li. Their cheap, YA bs isn’t.
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I need more of Cassian and Elain’s friendship because that little moment in acofas where he kisses her on the cheek and then basically picks her up so he can walk past her is ADORABLE
i love how good cassian and azriel are with the archeron sisters, its so attractive when a man respects your sisters
Bryce 🤝 Elain
Making their LI tip their head back and laugh
"How were Lucien's gifts to Elain failures?"
Because she didn't like them
Biiiiig fan of the "Put it on me" -> "put it in me" pipeline
I think Lucien giving Elain those magical gloves just made the mating bond worse in elains mind because above all else she wants someone who truly sees her and that proved he doesn’t pay attention and he doesn’t know her.
Azriel didn’t have to have a thousand conversations with Elain to be able to see her and understand her and thats seems to be an important component to Elain.
It goes well with Elain saying "he saw me he will not now"
All Elain wants for someone to look deeper than her pretty face. To see the real her. Her character.
Her mother? Only saw her pretty face and how to use it
The young girls from her childhood? They saw her pretty face and hated her because of it.
Graysen? Even tho he was with her the minute she turned to fae it all vanished. He could only see "what" she is rather than "who" she is.
Lucien? It goes the same way. He simply doesnt care about "who" Elain is as a person but "what" she is to him—mate. So he is only doing what a mate should...not someone who is interested in Elain should. And Elain notices that.
Azriel on the other hand...he listens to her. He sees her. He understand her. This is literally the most important part of it. To see deeper than the pretty face or what she is. Azriel understand who she is as a person and doesnt judge her for it or act according to please it. As Feyre said in acowar:
It made sense, I supposed, that Azriel alone had listened to her. The male who heard things others could not … Perhaps he, too, had suffered as Elain had before he understood what gift he possessed.
This is about more than just powers. This is about how they get each other. How Azriel gets her and understands her.

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In a Hogwarts universe, Elain would sit at the Hufflepuff table, watching the brooding Ravenclaw student Azriel. When he looked up and caught her staring, she would hold his gaze for a moment before slowly looking away. Then she would glance back up, only to find that he was still looking at her, and then they would both look away.
Elriel will forever have my heart
Their love has never felt temporary to me.
It has always felt like something quietly growing beneath the surface, waiting for the moment neither of them can pretend anymore.
One day, Elain will grow tired of convincing herself that walking away is the right thing to do. She’ll stop choosing everyone else’s expectations over her own heart. She’ll stop pretending that what she feels for Azriel isn’t real.
Because a love like theirs was never meant to stay hidden.
It’s too big to disappear.
Too gentle to be forgotten.
Too pure to be denied.
Some loves simply refuse to fade, no matter how hard you try to bury them.
I can’t wait for the day they stop fighting what has always been there and finally choose each other—not because anyone tells them they should, but because it’s what they both truly want.
A love this beautiful deserves to be chosen.
Every single time. 🩷🦇🌷
Elain was a relatively happy human woman engaged to a man she loved. After a lifetime of being groomed to be a perfect gentile wife and being told “at least she’s pretty” and that was all that she was worth. Her younger sister accidentally murders a fae and is forced into fae life away from everything she’s ever known, subsequently falls in love with not one but two fae males which leads to her sisters death and being made fae. Sister returns home to ask for help preparing for war. She brings 3 of the most powerful fae males ever to live. One of those males are automatically drawn to you and you to him. Aforementioned war catches up with you and ends with you being taken prisoner and forced into a magical cauldron and forcefully turned into a fae as an experiment. After being turned into a fae, you lose your fiancée, life, and sanity. You end up growing close with the same male you were drawn to when you met and he becomes your lifeline and best friend whilst developing romantic feelings for each other. He’s also the one who figures out what is wrong with you and how to help.
Please tell me how any of this is “boring and overdone” or lame or not settling up an epic romance. Please tell me how two random redheads are more important and better suited for these characters. Please explain how any of the above would result in an author changing her story that has already been written and built up over 4+ books and almost 20 years. All because of a small, angry and delusional section of fans who think they know best.
This is in no universe, in no romance novel a sign of an endgame relationship. Period.
You will never see an author write a romance with a fmc shrinking into herself around her love interest.
That “bond” makes Elain extremely uncomfortable and I think its because its not real. I think Elriel has a real mating bond and both Elain and Azriel can feel and smell their bond being messed with. Thats why Elain is so awkard and weird around Lucien, why Azriel can’t stand the smell of the Elucien “bond” and why hes not sleeping and why hes feels so uncomfortable, as we see in his bonus chapter.
SJM literally have us this in Elriel and Eluciens last scene together.
did you know both nesta and cassian knew of the risk for the pregnancy with a winged babe in a court of silver flames, ch. 31?
“Most females die, the babes with them. There’s no way for magic to help, short of fracturing a female’s pelvis to widen it for the birthing. Which might kill the babe anyway.” “Feyre is going to die?” Her words were a whisper. For a heartbeat, every bit of spite, of anger, of bitterness faded away. Pure, clear panic replaced it.
did you know nessian officially slept together for the first time in a court of silver flames, ch. 37 after finding this information out?
Cassian leaned down to kiss her. And as his tongue slid into her mouth, he thrust home in a mighty, final push.
then continued to fuck every which way after that?
did you know the nessian mating bond clicked in officially in a court of silver flames, ch. ch. 58?
Hours later, days and weeks and months and millennia later, when they were both finally spent, when their souls had cleaved together entirely, Cassian pulled out of her and collapsed against the bed.
did you know cassian confronted nesta about it in a court of silver flames, ch. 62?
“Ask me why I vanished for nearly a week after Solstice. Why I suddenly had to do an inspection right after a holiday.” Nesta kept her mouth shut. “It was because I woke up the next morning and all I wanted to do was fuck you for a week straight. And I knew what that meant, what had happened, even though you didn’t, and I didn’t want to scare you. You weren’t ready for the truth—not yet.”
did you also know both of these chapters happened before nesta changed her body for an illyrian anatomy in a court of silver flames, ch. 77?
Nesta buried her face in the cold sweat of Feyre’s neck. She opened that place within herself, and said to the Mother, to the Cauldron, “I’ll give back what I took from you. Just show me how to save them—her and Rhysand and the baby.” .. Feyre began sobbing then, too, taking her son from Mor, hardly. noticing Madja suddenly leaning between her legs, inspecting what was there—the healing. “If I didn’t know better, I’d say you’d developed an Illyrian’s anatomy,” the healer muttered, but no one was listening.
did any of this stop nessian from being endgame?
no?
then why the fuck is it such an issue for elriel?
you don’t have to like the elriel ship, but let’s not make up bullshit like, “Sarah wrote it that way for a reason!” when trying to drag gwyn into this hurtful and gross mess..
sarah wrote gwyn having SLIGHTLY more pliant bones because it helps with her training. it LITERALLY says it right after:
“My grandmother was a river-nymph who seduced a High Fae male from the Autumn Court. So I’m a quarter nymph, but it’s enough for this.” Gwyn gestured to her large eyes—blue so clear it could have been the shallow sea—and her lithe body. “My bones are slightly more pliant than ordinary High Fae’s, but who cares about that?” Perhaps that was why Gwyn was so good at the balancing and movement. 29
sarah wrote nessian being endgame despite knowing the risks WAY earlier on..
and even after finding out the risks, it didn’t stop feyre and rhys from still being endgame..
and even now, a little power of nesta’s remains AND she has the knowledge in a court of silver flames, ch. 78. so when elain and azriel are endgame, and should elain decide to want to have children (a choice that will be made with her partner), nesta is there to help! but a friendly reminder that children aren’t the be all and end all for a relationship to work!
So Cassian asked, “Is your magic … The power’s really gone?” The brisk spring wind whipped her golden-brown hair across her face. “I gave it back to the Cauldron in exchange for the knowledge of how to save them.” She swallowed. “But a little remains. I think something else—someone else—stopped the Cauldron from taking all of it. And I made some changes of my own.” The Mother. The only being who would see the sacrifice Nesta had made and give a little back. Perhaps it was she who had peered out at them through the Mask. “What did you change?” Nesta rested a hand on her abdomen. “I changed myself a little, too. So none of us will have to go through this again.”
it’s the big 2026. so, grow up, bugger off and have the day you deserve, you misogynistic horrible piece of freaks..

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Feyre Archeron by me!!! i love her so so much i miss her
I don't think it is an either or situation about love trumping the mating bond/free will/choice or Elriel will be mates. I think it is more of an all of the above type situation and we will have a nature picked wrong mating bond, rejection plotline, love trumping a mating bond, free will and choice, and 'true' mates.
So obviously, the elucien bond is nature picked wrong and I think Elain will choose to be with Azriel of her own free will (love will trump the mating bond) and reject the bond with Lucien. So after already choosing Azriel and love over a mating bond that is when it will be revealed that Elain and Azriel are 'true' mates.
I think the foreshadowing to all those aspects is purposeful and a sign we will get all of them. Plus, three sisters and only two get 'true mates' and the other gets a stinky unwanted mating bond seems unbalanced to me.
putting my eggs in THIS basket!!
Me as well
I’ve thought this since the very beginning