Fetish-fat's yum yums

I’m getting real sick of not knowing who in my real life is a feedee, feeder, FA, what have you. Everyone’s life would be so much better if we had a way to ask without fearing a “no.”

So here’s what I propose:

Remember all those years ago when tumblr memes made it our “code” to say “Hey nice shoelaces.” to which the response was “Thanks, I stole them from the president.” to let other tumblr humans know you were from the same side of the internet? And it was stupid, but it WORKED?

I propose the feedism version of this be:

“Do you have any gum?”

“I’ve probably got some under my shoe. It’s strawberry.”

Nonsense. I know. That’s the point. And if it fails, you made a bad joke and life goes on. No embarrassment, no outing yourself on accident- perfectly safe.