Homosexual Botanist

don’t hand me the aux cord unless you’re ready to get sad as fuck

"Should I play my laid back alternative folk playlist, or are these friends ready to get their asses kicked back to my 2013 pop punk period?" -internal dialogue as I receive the aux chord

Anyways it’s a shame modern day ecology is moving more towards urban systems and studying how humans interact with the environment. It is very important to study this but it interferes with my goal of being a hermit scientist who runs around in the forest catching frogs and interacts with a total of five (5) humans a year

Folks, deserts are not “empty” or “lifeless” they are often teeming with beautiful and incredible life adapted to conditions of extreme dryness. The widespread idea that deserts are lifeless or that the wildlife there isn’t important is something that businesses of all types (mining companies, housing developers— especially true here in AZ— and even commercial farmers) take advantage of in order to continue exploiting desert habitats.