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the sun has no business tapping out at the tender hour of 5pm bitch i have depression

every year during Daylight Savings I am reminded that we made up time and that we made up time poorly

A day should have 50 hours, but like with us still working 8.

Me as a college professor

This is literally illegal, and there have been teachers fired over this

“Why is it that you never come into my house unless I invite you?” “Um, it’s called ‘being polite’…?”

“I tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I think I’m allergic, but all I’m getting on Google is vampire bullshit.”

“Dude can a mirror like… stop working or something?”

“Have you ever noticed how cute bats are? like really noticed? sweet lil balls of fluff with wings man.”

“I want to sleep in a coffin…ya kno, for like… aesthetic”

“I looked up my symptoms on WebMD, and it says I have cancer.”

This last addition made the reblog obligatory. This one wins.

Obligatory reblog until I think of something to add

“Man I used to love wearing my grandmother’s silver necklace but now all it does is make my skin burn. I might be allergic to silver.”

My catholic aunt took me to mass for Christmas,I don’t know what happened but as soon as I got near that holy water I got this werid rash? Maybe it’s mold

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

I literally just spent $1700….

It would solve my life