子猫。

“  crying is very punk,  trust me,  i do it all the time   &   i am a punk.  ” “  do i like him or is he just tall?  ” “  not to be dramatic but if i don’t get my life together i will die.  ” “  am i dramatic?  yes.  is it justified?  also yes.  ” “  everything that you feel is just a chemical reaction inside your head.  wow.  ” “  there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me.  it’s called the throne.  ” “  let’s get high!!   …   grades.  ” “  i think my gps secretly gets mad at me when i deliberately disobey its directions.  ” “  it’s a bird!  it’s a plane!  it’s   …   me, trying to outrun my feelings.  there i go.  ” “  i am here to say that i am a homosexual who loves apples.  ” “  why has no one fallen in love with me yet?  i’m so bored.  ” “  honestly,  i don’t even play an active role in my life.  shit just happens   &   i’m like  ‘  oh,  is this what we’re doing now?  okay.  ’  ” “  life hack  :  you don’t have to be a wolf to yell sad noises at the moon.  ” “  what the fuck do mirrors do when nobody is around?  ” “  it may look like i’m having deep thoughts,  but really,  i’m just thinking about what to eat next.  ” “  do i deserve back pain at this age?  ” “  i’m a simple person;  anything happens,  i cry.  ” “  i’ve mastered the skill of feeling guilty for asking for anything.  ” “  yes,  the rumors are true.  i’m a lovey-dovey dumbass.  ” “  i try not to sound like an asshole,  but it’s really hard because i am an asshole.  ” “  someone has to date me eventually,  right?  ” “  what circle of dante’s inferno did you crawl out of?  ” “  your inability to learn complicated handshakes is tearing this friendship apart.  ” “  there’s no way that  EVERYBODY  was kung-fu fighting.  ” “  saying my name is so intimate,  why would you do that to me?  ” “  don’t ask me about my sexuality.  you’re not gonna get a straight answer.  ” “  i would follow you to the ends of the earth with only mild complaining.  ” “  the first step to any murder is to have fun   &   be yourself.  ” “  i think i am subconsciously trying to ruin my own life.  ” “  i may seem like an angry person on the surface,  but deep down inside, i am actually angrier.  ” “  i push everyone away,  but in a way,  i am doing them a favor.  ” “  what do you mean a thesaurus isn’t a dinosaur?  ” “  i’m not even a hot mess.  i’m more like a lukewarm mess.  ” “  i’m not interested in being polite or heterosexual.  ” “  can someone please explain to me how i’m supposed to sleep for eight hours straight when i’m not even straight?  ” “  you’re not allowed to be busy,  you’re my only friend.  ” “  becoming older than ten years old was the biggest mistake of my life.  ” “  is it cold in here,  or is that just my heart?  ” “  if i sigh loudly enough,  will all my problems go away?  ” “  hey,  sorry i’m late.  i didn’t want to come.  ”

" I'm very concerned about what others think about me. " 𝖮𝖭𝖤:    Not really big on food. He has certain things he likes and he's 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐬, but actual meals get less attention. He's 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚕𝚢 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚎𝚊𝚝 and if he does it's usually only once a day with a snack maybe late at night. Kuroo likes to steal his phone and 𝐬𝐞𝐭 𝐮𝐩 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐞𝐚𝐭 whenever he can, but Kenma just ends up turning them off. 𝖳𝖶𝖮:    When alone ( 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚑 𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎 ) he likes to have either 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐜 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐯 𝐨𝐧 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 while he's playing video games or just chilling. He's really good at listening to tv shows/movies rather than focusing his whole attention on it. He'll often be 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚗 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚙𝚑𝚘𝚗𝚎 while they're going on. 𝖳𝖧𝖱𝖤𝖤:    But his phone is always 𝚘𝚗 𝚜𝚒𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚘𝚛 𝚟𝚒𝚋𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚎 only. He 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝐧𝐨𝐢𝐬𝐞. The only drawback is when he's absorbed in a video game he'll absentmindedly leave it hanging around and the lack of sound makes it harder to find. 𝖥𝖮𝖴𝖱:    Kenma becomes 𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐮𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐝 while doing something. Yes, he's lazy, but when he does decide to do something he becomes 𝚑𝚢𝚙𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚘𝚌𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚘𝚗 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚊𝚜𝚔. There's no real middle ground with things like cleaning for example. He's either not doing it or he devotes hours at a time to doing it exceptionally well and he won't settle for anything less. 𝖥𝖨𝖵𝖤:    He doesn't really like 𝐝𝐨𝐠𝐬. Or any animal really that requires too much attention. He doesn't hate them or anything, they're just 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚍𝚢 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚒𝚐𝚑 𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚐𝚢 for him. He can stand to pet an especially cute one for a little while, but after that he's done. 𝖲𝖨𝖷:    He stares. 𝐀 𝐥𝐨𝐭. He just gets caught up in people watching and doesn't notice he's been doing it for too long. He's an 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚣𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔𝚎𝚛, so sometimes he's just staring into space completely oblivious if he's not observing someone's every action. 𝖲𝖤𝖵𝖤𝖭:    He started his own company because he was lectured that streaming and youtube weren't reliable forms of income ( Kuroo's advice ). He enjoyed it at first, but it grew rapidly and became 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐡𝐢𝐦. He handed the title of CEO over and now only 𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚘𝚊𝚛𝚍. A lot less work and he hardly ever has to go into the office. 𝖤𝖨𝖦𝖧𝖳:    At first he thought tiktok and meme slang was dumb, but he started using it so much as a joke that 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐮𝐥𝐚𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠. Bet, tea, snatched, simp, stan, shook, no cap, sus, boomer, periodt, shade, go off, yeet, and many more are now apart of his 𝚛𝚎𝚐𝚞𝚕𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚢 𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚟𝚘𝚌𝚊𝚋𝚞𝚕𝚊𝚛𝚢.  𝖭𝖨𝖭𝖤:    He 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 and wants to surround himself with them around the house, but he's not good at taking care of them. He's 𝚊𝚕𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚠𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖. He has one small succulent in a maroon square pot on the windowsill above his kitchen sink that is still somehow hanging on. It's been knocked down multiple times by one of the cats, but he's not sure which. 𝖳𝖤𝖭:    He really enjoys most cooking shows, but his favorite are the ones centered around 𝐛𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐬. It ironic because he himself hates cooking, doesn't eat that much, and is 𝚜𝚞𝚙𝚎𝚛 𝚙𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚢 when he does. Most of the things he enjoys watching be made he probably wouldn't eat.