FERAL

When I was in highschool one of my coworkers (also a lesbian) and I had an unspoken (amicable) rivalry where we'd try to outperform each other when doing physical labour (she'd pick up three chairs on her own so I'd pick up a table, vice versa etc) at our job but then it turned out to be a one sided rivalry where on her end she had a crush on me and was trying to impress me (confirmed by a mutual friend) but I thought we were just in a butch competition. Anyways this is Sabine and Shin Hati to me like Shin is trying to do crazy skillful things w her lightsaber/the force to impress Sabine but Sabine is just like "she's trying to out-jedi me, I need to win this"

Travis going full cat and knocking shit off the tables

Watching The Mighty Nein like "Yeah yeah, Molly is cool and hot amd sexy, but can he fucking die already so I can see my asexual cow husband please?"

accidentally said "invasive thoughts" instead of "intrusive thoughts" today and actually I think I'm onto something. this thought does not belong here and it is harming the local ecosystem

yes i engage in skulduggery and underhandedness. yes i am about to cry. yes i am plotting how to sow discontent among my enemies and how to pay my emerging rebellion. yes i am shaking. no my pants are not down.