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Imagine you're a bouncer and have a guard dog. Then out of nowhere a 10 year old comes and beats your dog up and makes you pay them.

The plot of most the Pokémon games^^^^^^

#pokemon

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"She's been drinking it for hours overpowered lemons sours

On the heat of her breath, resurrects a single syllable eligible

For the one who stands between the queen and her machine

Is this her means to an end or lending to her tendencies

Sensitive dependencies

Exclaim the pain, the curse gets trained

And her pockets all remain the same, with sterling change"

Price of it all - Lewis Bootle

These lyrics hit far harder than they have any right to hit.

#music #musiclover #lewis bootle #price of it all #lyrics

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- Lev Grossman, The Magicians

The best quote from the whole series and maybe all of literature.

#honk #the magicians edit #geese magic #brakebills south #the magicians #lev grossman #literary quotes

"But there was a more seductive, more dangerous truth to Fillory that Quentin couldn't let go of. It was almost like the Fillory books -- especially the first one, the world in the walls -- were about reading itself."

Lev Grossman - The Magicians

#the magicians #quentin coldwater #lev grossman #quotes #quote #quotation #beautiful quote

Why does nobody ever tell Percy Jackson shit?? Whole time they're just like "not now", "ill tell you later" and 'no i wont tell you your death prophecy'

#percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #pjo

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Bruce Springsteen and Hozier have the same energy but are on opposite ends of the scale.

#bruce springsteen #hozier #scale #vibes #i dont know they have those good vibe songs that you dont have to listen to the lyrics to understand

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Self love is having a cold shower under the moonlight as you scrub your calloused and blistered skin clean and you emerge feeling like you've been remade

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HOWEVER sometimes self love is being hungover out of your mind while you have a warm shower at sunrise regretting your life and realising that, contrary to popular opinion, yes you really can been stung, bitten and scratched EVERYWHERE.

#self love #self care #sunrise #sun #showers

Self love is having a cold shower under the moonlight as you scrub your calloused and blistered skin clean and you emerge feeling like you've been remade

#self love #self care #moonlovers #moonlight

Honestly pop up ads saying "Hot singles want you!" Are stupid, i don't want hot singles i want a fucking nap and not one with a hot single i want to be alone by myself asleep.

#pop up ads #advertising #scams #naps #i need sleep #please leave me alone

I find it quite rude that i am not a teddy bear, which fucking melt gave me sentience????

#bears #teddy bear

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Concept: books that wont let you read them until its the time specified by the writer. If it says the characters are in winter than fuck me sideways you are reading it in winter, if it says 6 months later then wooooohweee ur now reading it in summer, fuck you follow the story

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Or/ and books that wont let you read them unless you are in a certain place in the world if not just a vaguely similar place. Like the pages wont open unless it's summer while you're in a Carribbean field

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Maybe the books are written in a special type of ink or script that won’t show up except under certain circumstances. (Took this idea from Enya’s Loxian mythology, but she may have been inspired by Tolkien.)

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OOOH this is an interesting concept! But then there’s the question of WHY one would put a temporal/ location lock such knowledge, (hoW one would do that) and what kind of world that would be. The main thing I can think of is espionage; or particularly artsy writers who really want you to be in the right mood for their book. A population keeping it’s guidance for all seasons in the same scroll, the text shifting with the seasons. If this skill is easily accessible, mail fraud would be virtually impossible (but because of location locking, paper trail evidence would be interesting and a lot weightier.) One could probably build a whole mystery series around that.

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I was thinking it might be cool for artistic writers so that everyone who reads it would be experiencing similar feelings or possibly if it was the place based lock maybe people who are reading the same book could bump into eachother and discuss their favourite characters.

However this different words for different seasons idea is interesting. What if the circumstances were more specific than that. Like the book has many endings or maybe one ending but many different scenes that can only be achieved through very specific circumstances. A multiple choice book but the choices are made by everything around you. Thunder storm on a summers night at 4am would have a different outcome and story to sunny winters day at 1pm.

But also someone could put the lock onto a letter so the person cant read it while they're there, like a break up or someone running away.

Or a game show like a race where the circumstances are the gathering of certain things.

#COOL CONCEPT #concept #book #books & libraries #weird concept

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God gave me these bastard hands for two things and two things only:

Punching racists and occasionally drawing something odd. Everything else i do with my feet.

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Case in point Geraldine

God gave me these bastard hands for two things and two things only:

Punching racists and occasionally drawing something odd. Everything else i do with my feet.

What a good cat, a real cute sir :)

#cute cats #cat

Did you see the angels?

Rising from the ground.

Did you see the angels?

Spreading their wings of flesh.

Did you see the angels?

In the corner of your room,

watching you,

crying too.

Did you see the angels?

They're in-between the walls of your vision,

a division and collision,

of your senses indecision.

Did you see the angels?

God forbid them from,

entering the seams,

to the extremes of your dreams.

But following the streams of tears,

redeems the years,

of solitude,

allowing them to intrude and delude.

Do you see them now?

In your head,

in your bed,

where you dread.

Do you see them now?

In the embers,

while they dismember,

what you remember.

Do you see them now?

Because they see you.

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Just saying i could fully have defeated a demon by accident. Like in the dark i smack doors open with a little too much gusto. And even if that didn't end them and only knocked them over my tendancy to absolutely boot my black dogs in the dark and then stroke them sorry without checking who they are could mean I just ended several demons careers by beating them up and calling them a good girl

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Concept: books that wont let you read them until its the time specified by the writer. If it says the characters are in winter than fuck me sideways you are reading it in winter, if it says 6 months later then wooooohweee ur now reading it in summer, fuck you follow the story

feralgherkin

Or/ and books that wont let you read them unless you are in a certain place in the world if not just a vaguely similar place. Like the pages wont open unless it's summer while you're in a Carribbean field

#books & libraries #dark academia #chaotic academia #dumbass academia

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