what's your damage?

veronica: be warned, i can die

jd: hey you know, if spiders had a complex social structure like us, and they viewed humans as gods, and each one of us has a religion that groups of spiders group into, you know what that would mean? that would mean that there is a group of spiders out there who are rooting for you

ms. fleming: whoa there buddy, what's that all about?

chandler: hey, do you take requests?

jd: sure

veronica: time is an illusion. once you realize that, you can transcend, and live in bliss

veronica: *takes sip*

veronica: you have a phone for a reason!

mcnamara: snow satan

martha: rain satan

jd: tomorrow, there is a 90% chance of precipisatan

duke: it'll be foggy in the morning, lots of condensatan