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I just discovered there is a small subreddit dedicated to google-translating (and actually dubbing, very professionally!!) the Star Wars movies and occasional SWR episodes from english into chinese and back into english again, making the subtitles change ridiculously, and it’s positively the most hilarious thing I’ve ever come across since I saw the LotR post about a similar thing, here are some highlights:

This is proof that our timeline has looped back on itself, because back in the day, the classic meme-phrase “DO NOT WANT” came from a Chinese-subtitled rip of The Revenge of the Sith, translated back into English:

game: here are two choices ur decision will affect the story

playing mass effect’s main quest