remember me as a painting

I don’t know the context for this, but it isn’t necessary. A more truthful ad has never been printed.

does anyone actually pay attention to my blog or am i just kind of here

and they were roommates

oh my god they were roommates

i hate being ignored i Despise it but i ignore every1 i am ignoring like 3 people right now for no particular reason ….. crazy..

you gotta be bunkin my bed

you’ve gotta be converting my futon

You’ve gotta be retracting my sun setter retractable awning™

boys who can pull off facial hair are hot

i think you’re supposed to use a razor

*Seductively lays on a table* Hey bab- *Table breaks*

I’m never liking anyone ever again crushes are a waste of time and if you have a crush on someone I’m praying for you