lesbotron3000

life is so beautiful when you have a tv show

I love watching someone I follow specifically for being a pretentious well-read opinionated hater fall head over ass into an incredibly smooth-brained and mid media property. I’m being dead serious I genuinely love it. Reminds us to stay humble. All the essays in the world cannot save you from becoming singlemindedly obsessed with something that’s just kind of dumb.

a neutral reminder that while being a hater can be a fun indulgence you can never find long term happiness by spending your time constantly hating on things and you can’t make long term friends if the only thing you have in common is something you both dislike; you need to love and be passionate about things. being petty gets old. you need to be a lover too

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them

You personally enjoying a side character more than the main character doesn’t automatically turn the main character into the real villain of the story.

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

(begging you to get me started) UGH don't get me started.......

no one else twists the knife as good as u come over

the wanter: i don’t want anything i never have

i hate seeing men happy. cancel the world cup

"There's no platonic explanation for this" <-you need to be nicer to your friends. Right now