POSTING FROM THE MEAT ROOM

I just love barking so I really couldn’t give a fuck if this is the right tree or not haha

It’s called the brothers grimm rather than the grimm brothers cause you might think the were just two dour lads. Whereas it’s called the wright brothers and not the brothers wright lest you mistake them for a single craftsman who is skilled at manufacturing guys

One of my greatest flaws as a poster I think is that I am prone to this sort of cleverness. The sort of wordplay you might expect a middle aged British man to deliver with a twinkle in his eye on daytime television to an audience that does not laugh but does applaud. Which has its place, certainly. And is satisfying to write and to read. It certainly tends to have the potential for online vitality. Just know that to me this type of wordplay/rhyming heavy post is dirt. Good dirt. But not shit compared to what I truly love (being incomprehensible and offputting)