It's just a spark

i work in a pet store. a woman was looking at our bettas and asked me whether one was male or female. i told her that they were all male, because they are- our company only orders male bettas. she looked at me incredulously and pointed at one and asked, “even this one?” i was like “…yes, why?” “it’s pink, though! why is the male fish pink?” i swear, she was borderline angry at me. i didn’t know how to explain that fish genetics don’t adhere to human gender roles

the cis: but what about BIOLOGY also the cis: but… why is the pink fish MALE??

oh boy wait til they hear about flamingos

Bold of you to assume there will be icebergs by 2022

Fucking suburb you funky little marshmallow

I want. to SQUISH. THE CHEEKS.