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goodbye

i’ve had this account for almost 6 years and now i’m saying goodbye to it bc im a dumbass and i’ve reached the follow limit and i’m too lazy to find a good unfollow app so i’m going to open a new account, it was fun 💓

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You have incurred the wrath of Dr. Phil

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Spirited Away (2001)

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me whenever a human being speaks to me:

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How to Write a Michael Schur Lead Romance

Partner 1: Confident, Fun, Slightly Depressed

Partner 2: Anxiety™

Partner 1 provides the light atmosphere, Partner 2 provides the level head. Congrats, you have the perfect lead couple.

BONUS:

How to Write a Michael Schur Secondary Romance: Abnormal Dork Meets Equally Abnormal Dork

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People who prefer hot weather: Snow and ice are a pain, and the cold is just kind of uncomfortable even when you wrap up, you know?

People who prefer cold weather: MY SKIN LITERALLY MELTS OFF EVERY SUMMER I AM A FUCKING HUMAN SOUP AS WE SPEAK

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you wouldn’t believe how many people reblogged this to whine about hot weather in the tags.

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too cold? put on another layer!

too hot? change into thinner clothes!

still too cold? put on another layer!

still too hot? uh, get naked I guess?

still too cold? put on another layer!

still too hot? Ţ̡̜̮̗̟̯͘ͅA̛͈͎̤͙̳̦̱̜̺̪K̢̻̥̥̥̪̙̜̩̗̼̤̻̻͖͍̜͈͉͠ͅE̟͕̩͔̪͓͔̥̦͇̣͇̳͕͉͜ͅ ̠̝̥̖̭̦̼́͝O̩̦͓̠͉̲̲̱̪̹̻̼̭̯͎͈̕͢F̷̸̢̛̙͇͔̜̙̮̗̲̤͇̯͡F̧̨̱̤̲̫͕͔̼̭͙̠̙͙̹̻ͅ ҉̫̠͓̙̠͔̕͜͠Y͡҉̴̘̭̬̳́O̶̶̧͚̞̣̯̩̫̜̩͉̤͎͖̖͟ͅU̶̵̺̠̪̘̱̮̮̙̻͈̣̦̭͠͝͞R̨҉̦̺͓̩̺͖̘̪̥̺͚̱͚͔̪͓̖̰ ̷̸̺͇̳͇̖̥̻̳͚̗̥͙̪̣́S̡̞̳͖̭̯͉̻̠͔̥̹̫̣̼̹͇͜K͏̧͍̪̗̖̜̫̙̱̫͈̟̝̮͈̻̺̯̟̠̀Į̧̙͙͔̠͖̟̕͝Ǹ͖͎̳͍̪̱̞͇̺̘̩͘͜͠

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The cold is easily shut out, the heat is inescapable hell

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THE TRUTH COMES OUT.

Avoidance techniques for the cold:

-more coats, fire, hot food and drink, stay inside, fuzzy sweaters, ear muffs, become a burrito

Avoidance techniques for heat:

-die, I guess.

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FUCK. HEAT.

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Guys, we’re not cavemen, we have F A N S

when will our mom marina release a new album it’s been almost four years we’re in DROUGHT

#marina and the diamonds #electra heart

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I am LOSING my mind this is so funny

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Ominous positivity

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You will be okay. You have no choice.

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Everything will turn out fine. You cannot stop it.

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You will succeed. It is inevitable.

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This belongs in a museum

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The McElroy Family Instagram is both cursed and blessed at the same time

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ppl who are shy at first but become obnoxious and loud once theyre comfortable around you r awesoem. hold on a sec wait pt this text ost on hold. theres pirate ship outside my window right now whath the

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I LIVE BY A R river I CANT GET A CLEAR picture its turnign around

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Whatever I was expecting from this post wasn’t this

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this is absolutely one hundred percent my kind of post.

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straight man: *speaks*

me and the only other gay person in class:

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