Ur Girl Calls Me Daddy

if I don’t get bit by a vampire and turn into a gorgeous immortal woman with questionable morality, irresistible charm, and enthralling mystique then what’s the point

every time I use “they” to refer to a single gender-unknown person on Tumblr, another piece of my grammar-filled heart shatters, and the pieces scatter at the bottom of hell

“They” has been a singular pronoun for hundreds of years, you melodramatic dipshit.

well… actually… no… they is plural. people use they when they should use he, she, or it.

grammarized straight into hell

cackles linguistically

I want to make love to this post.

I’m coining generation Nobody Knows for people born in 1995-2000

generation Nobody Knows has the qualities of both Millennials and Gen Z. We are broke and miserable like Millenials and frothing at the mouth and out for blood like Gen Z. 

Note to self

how’s everybody doing

what an absolute banger i just got a violent flashback to 2009 and I am here for it

12:27 am I want to live inside your hug.

Self care is breaking into nasa stealing a UFO and going home