No my name isn't egotistical I swear.

she looks so fucking proud.

THIS MADE ME SO MAD WHEN I WAS A KID AND NOW IT’S MAKING ME EVEN MADDER

Scooby thats bullshit and you know it.

we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.

That’s because the pizza guy has consequences if his job is done incorrectly.

Oh snap

shots fired

but not by the pizza guy

OH

twenty-one minutes. twenty-one minutes. Jesus, sometimes a person is DRIVING for more than that!

The best thing about Yugioh is how seriously Kaiba takes his card games. And I know what you’re thinking- everyone takes it seriously in that show. But most of the characters have a reason to. They believe in the pharaoh and the magical background of it and how it can affect their world. Kaiba? Nah man, dude just really fucking loves card games to the extreme

Onward, my carriage!  Make haste to the next town!

Haste!!!

Verily these paws don’t touch snow!

The new Dodge Rams look comfortable. 

The last comment made me laugh so hard I woke up my sister and almost peed

why the fuck is it called the xbox 360 what does 360 mean???????????????????

when u see it u turn 360 degrees and walk away

turning 360 degrees would face you right back to the xbox you dipshit