Sadness is only Temporary, but Bagels are Forever

its called Freeway Park and while it is one of the most interesting single examples of Brutalism in the united states and im proud of it, it is so poorly designed in terms of public safety that it has been renovated twice(?) but continues to be geographically troubling, as its design has facilitated a lot of murders over the years. it was the subject of a funny but gruesome article in the STranger in 2002 called Topography of Terror. the city doesnt keep official tally of how many murders or assaults have happened IN the park but two men in their 30s were stabbed nonfatally during a robbery there earlier this year, for example.

Suspect that building mazes is perhaps not conducive to public safety, outside of minotaur isolation scenarios.

Not all mazes are created equal. Consider corn mazes, for instance. They are terrible at isolating minotaurs.

stay vigilant. there are still people out there who will try to convince you that eating fruit is somehow bad for your body

stay vigilant. there are still people out there who will try to convince you that eating fruit is somehow bad for your body

stay vigilant. there are still people out there who will try to convince you that eating fruit is somehow bad for your body

stay vigilant. there are still people out there who will try to convince you that eating fruit is somehow bad for your body

stay vigilant. there are still people out there who will try to convince you that eating fruit is somehow bad for your body

daddy has regretfully informed kitten that we need a dual income household to survive

not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to