Fëanor, no

Celegorm isn't impressed with your sassy attitude and will address it accordingly later, in the privacy of your shared rooms

Modern!Celebrimbor getting ready to meet you for your casual coffee date

That this tweet is from 2018 and it's just gotten exponentially worse since then is hilarious.

Literally the only reason I want a partner 😂

This is my real person headcannon for Celebrimbor and Amazon can pry it from my cold, dead hands.