FANG NEIGHBOUR {AP}

“Can we confer, sir?”

“Yo, who the F is this?”

“It’s full of contradictions.”

“That’s all you had to say!”

“You’re making a mistake.”

“So it needs amendments…”

“It’s the middle of the night…”

“We have to start somewhere.”

“Look around, isn’t this enough?”

“I have found a wealthy husband.”

“I know I talk too much, I’m abrasive.”

“We won the war. What was it all for?”

“How to account for his rise to the top?”

“Soon, that attitude may be your doom!”

“The fact that you’re alive is a miracle.” 

“I practiced law, ______ worked next door.”

“Are you aware that we’re making history?”

“Why do you always say what you believe?”

“And what if you’re backing the wrong horse?”

“For ONCE in your life, take a stand with pride!”

“What are you waiting for? What do you stall for?” 

“Why do you write like you’re running out of time?”

“Now what I’m going to say may sound indelicate…”

“Every day you fight like you’re running out of time.”

“I’ve seen injustice in the world and I’ve corrected it.”

“They are asking me to lead. I am doing the best I can.”

“Why do you assume you’re the smartest in the room?”

“If I could grant you peace of mind, would that be enough?”

“Honestly, that’s why public service seems to be calling me!”

“Corruption’s such an old song that we can sing along in harmony.”

“I saw you cry today.”

“We were meant for one another.”

“I’m feeling good, let me savor it.”

“Throw ‘em back, till I lose count.”

“And I don’t care if I don’t look pretty.”

“Yeah, let’s be clear, I’ll trust no one.”

“You took it all, but I’m still breathing.”

“I’m gonna swing from the chandelier!”

“Some days I’m sure I’ve lost the faith.”

“I found solace in the strangest place…”

“I’ll strip you bare 'till the truth comes out.”

“I’m gonna live like tomorrow doesn’t exist.”

“Big girls cry when their hearts are breaking.”

“I knew what I wanted and I went out and got it.”

“I’ll smile, I know what it takes to fool this town.”

“But there’s a scream inside that we all try to hide.”

“I was born in a thunderstorm. I grew up overnight.”

“And the worst part is there’s no one else to blame.”

“I know, you have never felt so low. But hold on, head up, be strong.”

“I wanted everything I never had, like the love that comes with light.”

“I have made every single mistake that you could ever possibly make.”

“Holy crap, RUN!”

“Here comes chaos!”

“QUACK, damn you!”

“When in doubt… C-4.”

“Am I missing an eyebrow?”

“Well, there’s your problem…”

“Failure is ALWAYS an option!”

“Generally, I prefer a little bit more.”

“I always enjoy seeing _____ in pain.”

“This is starting to feel like a BAD idea….”

“I reject your reality and substitute my own.”

“Our Death Ray doesn’t seem to be working.”

“If it’s worth doing, it’s worth overdoing, right?”

“High explosives and electricity, WHOO HOO!”

“This is why we can never have anything nice…”

“If I had any dignity, that would have been humiliating.”

“Oh, my God! This is more fun than should be allowed.”

“This is one of those ‘What the hell am I doing?’ moments.”  

“Remember, don’t try this at home. We’re what you call EXPERTS.”

“I think that was one of the most destructive things I’ve ever done. That was cool!”

“I think this thing could hurt you. I think we’re about to find out whether it will hurt you.”

“Remember kids, the only difference between screwing around and science is writing it down!”

          “And what exactly do you want from me Mr…” she trailed           off, raising a brow as she looked to him. She could see there           was no walking away, but if she perhaps played her cards right,           she could talk her way out.

Propped up against the wall next to the church, Jerry’s gaze remained trained on the oldest of Mary Lou’s adopted children. He could wait until the sun went down to snack on him. But given the sun was currently up, he was trapped in the shade. Only another hour or so to go.

Tilting his head, he let out an over dramatic sigh of boredom. “Are you just going to stand there and stare at me all day? I would’ve assumed you’d be running for the hills after I tried to bite you.”

YOU ARE THE CREATURE PARENTS TELL THEIR CHILDREN ABOUT AT NIGHT.  The man in the shadows is different and yet like him –––– a work of the devil. Credence gulps, feeling the fingers on his neck still, how he could just barely escape. Ma said vampires don’t exist but what else could he be? A cold chill runs down the young man’s back.

He couldn’t help but bark a laugh. No matter how many time he had seen the gesture being done, it was still funny everytime. “Oh, I needed that today. You’ve just made my week, guy.” He didn’t have the heart to tell the younger man how stupid he looked doing that. Everyone who made the sign of the cross with their fingers looked stupid.