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Okay, what happened?

Nothing, yet, she's just been talking about what her friends have been saying more this year. Like, I just don't want her to be disappointed..

It was kind of funny.

--Maybe a little.

Come on, you want to laugh at least a little.

I want to curl up in a ball and never here that joke again.

I don’t really know. I can’t keep up with the Kardashians.

I feel like Kim Kardashian probably won that title.

With who, though?

Okay, we can be friends again now.

Okay, good. That was nearly the world's shortest friendship.

Here we go again. Oh boy.

Sorry, sorry.

For hurting my feelings and for trying to take my title, duh.

M'kay, then I'm still sorry for hurting your feelings, but you took my title.

I guess I’m sorry too.

I don't even know what I just apologised for.

I’ll feel a lot better if you do.

Then I guess I'm sorry.

Okay, fair enough. I guess I can apologize then.

So I suppose I probably should, too.

Well you’re hurting my feelings.

And you're hurting mine.

Don’t be rude. I thought we were starting to become friends.

Hey, I'm not even being rude.

Oh yes I am.

No chance.