Jack The Lad

What, you need trainin' to know how to have a good time? Jesus, you're worse off than I thought--

Weren’t calling you a ringleader, my love. Nor am I very good with taking orders, just thought you could give me a few suggestions on things I could still do. — Hmm, a walk sounds lovely. 

Yeah? Can't follow instruction, eh? You'll have to work on that at some point, yeah-- Then let's walk. 

Oh, no, no, no. This is not some act, I’m stating the truth, okay? Let’s be real here, do you have the balls to actually cause some huge entertaining drama, cause if you would’ve, you wouldn’t be screaming it at the top of your lungs. And besides, I might be a mouthy twat but I’m not scared to speak the truth. 

Why be shy about my capabilities, love? You think if you've got a skill or the ability to do some'at, you're not gonna share that? Maybe you're a bit lacking in the talent area, but trust that, love, I'm not. Congrats, sweetheart, how's that bit workin' out for yah? "Tellin' the truth"-- People don't like that much, do they?

Nice to see there’s a wannabe hero among us…Hya, James. I’m Emma. 

Trust me, love, I'm not aimin' to be anyone's hero.

Of course, I absolutely adore just fitting into every category of the priss stereotype, ha. ‘M not calling you bad company or anything of the likes — just simply stating my thoughts, is all.

Then change, darlin', cause it's fittin' like a fuckin' glove. Fair enough, that.

As I am. As I am. All or not at all.

Honestly? You don’t strike me as a particularly welcoming person. I don’t think I really gained anything except maybe the idea to be careful around you.

Yeah, always honesty, always. 

Bristol but New York has been my home for a few years. I knew I knew that accent.

Ah, right, go on, then-- I stayed in Bristol for a bit, yeah. Liked it a decent amount. Nev'ah been to New York, though.

Or you could just tell me. That’s the big island south east on the maps. We have all that in North Carolina.  

Fine, fine, just so as to keep yah from offending anyone else-- Look at a map, imagine it, yeah-- See England, just right, big island, yeah-- Turn your head an' look to the left-- The mass of land right next to England, that's Ireland.

I suppose we will see a lot of eachother but you’re probably going to have to wait a long time to get me to spill everything, that or you’re going to have to get me very, very drunk.

I don't mind either of those scenarios, honest.

I did, well I’ll wait. I’m Savannah, where are you from, babe?

Nice one, Savannah. Glasgow parts, yeah-- Up an' up. An' you? Where abouts are you from?

Ah, finally — the mighty beast is unleashed. Before you go all psychotic on me and pull out the claws, maybe you should reflect on what I said, yeah? ‘M not trying to paraphrase or anything, but I do recall saying the words ‘unlike many.’ Nowhere in that equation was your name involved, but take it as you will. I mean, hey — if you’re feeling threatened, it’s for a reason, yeah? Your threats don’t frighten me, so please, keep them coming.

Jesus, aren't you just how they warn yah they'll be-- All wound up and in want of a good fuck-- and you could use one, sweetheart. Piss off then if I'm such poor company, a'right. No one's keepin' yah captive to this shit, yeah-- Go on.