I sold my soul to a 3-piece& he told me I was holy

A hangover helper kit? That sounds super smart.

Yeah I like to be prepared because the one day that you’re not that’s when you’ll have the worst one.

Are you okay Lo?

I wasn’t but I will be. 

Listening to people is so overrated. But what did you do?

Nothing yet, but I’m going to chop my hair off. Not Britney style or anything like that. 

You know, I don’t want to sound conceited but I don’t need practice.

You definitely sound cocky but whatever, you wear it well I guess.

“Yeah. I know what that’s like.”

Yeah... yep. So what’s up?

Neither was I. What happened?

Nothing just yet but it’s going to happen soon. I’m just thinking of changing up my hair a bit. You know kind of like “new year, new me.” but with my hair instead.

Uh oh..What did you do?

Nothing yet, but I think it’s time for a change in my life.

Have them cut it into a bob first to see if you like it and if you don’t just have them cut it right down to a pixie.

That’s a smart idea. I’ll do that. 

Well thank you. I stand by what I said. I think it would look good on you. If you don’t want to cut it maybe dye it? That’s an easier change back if you don’t like it.

Thank you. I was thinking of either a bob or a pixie cut. I’ve died it red or black the past few times, I think I want something more permanent.

“Would you cuddle with me? I could really use cuddles.”

I did just say I would didn’t I? 

Can you show me to the kitchen, I’m actually really hungry right now.

Oh yeah duh! That’s my favorite place here. It’s just through here.