L.O.S.E.R.

It kinda did, I guess, for a few days. Mostly hot foods, so I lived on popsicles and McFlurries. 

Yeah, I could imagine so. Oh, god, that sounds amazing though. McFlurries are literally the best thing on the McDonalds menu.

It sounded like you were gonna say something else… Oh, it wasn’t that bad, it was mostly the swelling afterwards that sucked.

Oh, pft..no. I just stuttered a bit, ya’ know.. Oh, yeah. that part doesn’t sound very fun. Did it hurt to eat?

Some of ‘em hurt more than other ones but not really. Can’t say any of them hurt too bad… Except the elbow. That one hurt like a bitch.

Yeah, cause some spots are more sensitive ‘n stuff. What did you get on your elbow?

It’s cu-ool? Uh, kinda, actually, yeah. But I didn’t cry or anything.

It’s cool. I said cool. Really? I don’t have any of that stuff, I hate pain. I wouldn’t be able to handle it.

Oh just it’s 5 til 10 I believe. Hey have I met you before?

Shit, thanks. I uh, I don’t think so. I’m Nirvana, you are?

Explain’s the staring. There’s quite a lot of them to look at.

Yeah, yeah..definitely. They’re really cool. Didn’t it hurt? Like gettin’ a whole lot of ‘em?

What? Well…fuck. That’s embarrassing. 

Yeah, just a bit. Cockiness is never a good trait.

Oh, alright. Well thank you, I don’t mind you staring then since you look nice as well.

No problem, lovely. Sorry if the staring was uh, creepy. Sometimes I just zone out.

Oh? Do you… like it, then…?

Yeah, actually..it’s really cu- ool. It’s cool, for a piercing. Did it uh, hurt?

…. Can I help you?

Hm? Oh, shit, uh, no..I was just admiring your hair. The color looks rad as fuck..

Can I help you?

You were staring at me so I um was seeing if you needed something.

Oh, uh, no. Well, actually, could you tell me the time?

I know I’m cute and all, but can you not ?

What? I- no..I was definitely looking at the piece of food stuck in your teeth, smart ass.

–You need something or…?

Huh? Oh, no, I was just uh, lookin’ at your tattoos.