just a normal cat

415!!!!!!!! So close!!!!

I'm still at 12, you lucky dog.

I remember when my momma cat would do this to me and my sisters.

Y’all should give me a name. Like I’m just doggo rn. I want a personal identity, gender of names doesn’t matter

Hades. Or Cerberus

Maybe, I got a couple good ones in the comments.

You know Cerberus just means spot in Greek right?

Yes, I know. However, I wanna give consideration to all possible suggestions d

No problem dude! The more names the better

Oooh, idk man. But I gotta lot o options

I'm still gonna call you buddy, no matter what name you end up with, you know.

the first five emotes on your recently used emojis describe you as a person ready set go

🙄☺️🔍👀👌 yeah

😂☘️😎👍✌️ sure

🤷🏼‍♀️😬🤭🙄👩🏼‍🏭

🎹🎶:-|🤔😘

Burn the paper work

burn the paper for the paperwork then you don’t have to do it

Then I have the paperwork for both another fire AND the lost paperwork.

duck tape your co-workers to their desks so that they don’t start fires

… that may work.

C’mon Ed someone’s gotta be an example. It should probably keep you out of any more dire situations as well.

What the hell is with us and setting fires

No clue. I still have no idea how any of us were hired in the first place.

Last fire we had, I lost two yarn balls

I have a conspiracy theory. Does anyone want to hear it?

Aw yiss

Theory: Duolingo is evil. Learning languages is good, but Duolingo is evil.

I…what?

Duolingo has a twisted way of thinking what I should learn in Korean. Wtf is “child milk”

Ok, I don’t know what you’re talking about, but what in sacred sacrifice is child milk

THAT’S WHAT I’M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT 

WHAT IS GOING ON

Duolingo = Evil corporation we need to monitor because they’re selling and advertising child milk

Shit we need to warn the others

………..Do you think we should get the NSA involved as well, or just stick to our people?

Everyone

@nsa-agent-tomas @fbi-agent-anderson @fbi-agent-cain @the-fbi-intern @fws-agent-b Fbi Meagan!! ALERT MORE PEOPLE! I can’t remember everyone!!

@ex-fbi-agent @fbi-agent-doggo and the other dogs. And the cat. I can’t remember their urls D:

@fbi-agent-watching-you TAG THE OTHERS THIS IS INSANE

*screams and hides the yarn balls*

Everyone keeps not tagging me in FBI agent posts and it makes me a sad doggo.

You and me both friendo.

IM ENGAGED IM GONNA MARRY HIM IM IN LOVE

Finally. I thought I'd have to wait all nine lives for this. Congrats dudes.

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

don't tell them about meeeee