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fazbear-ent-official

Older than Prov 😟

wait. how old is prov.

fazbear-cryptid

HEY I’m only 41! (Though who knows how long i was around before I gained consciousness.)

#work with fazbear ent

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fazbear-ent-official

had no time for breakfast today so i got tacos from el chip's on an empty stomach and yeah i survived remnant poisoning but i don't know if i'll survive this god help me

fazbear-cryptid

You’ll be fiiiiiiine.

#fnaf #five night at freddy's #work with fazbear ent

fazbear-ent-official

I'm baaack~ :)

1) are you just speaking gay or did you drink some very forbidden gatorade?

2) what did he think of the sword¿

fazbear-cryptid

I was starring intently at a wall and spaced out what’s happening?

#work with fazbear ent

fazbear-ent-official

Biting all the employees to see what they do

don’t think they’ll get really dramatic about it (it’s not like we’re not familiar with getting bitten) but tell me if you get any interesting reaction

ask-the-virtual-council

Michael gets half of his hand bitten off and he just nonchalantly gets shit from the Parts and Services room, making a nakeshift hand.

samithemanni

Evan gets his head bitten off and nonchalantly yeets himself inside an animatronic, ready to murder the person who bit him. (I don’t care that he’s not an employee)

ask-the-virtual-council

Jeremy Fitzgerald gets his frontal lobe yoinked and proceeds to grab Mangle to use as a weapon.

fazbear-cryptid

Little known fact, Rabbit did the bite of 87

#work with fazbear ent

fazbear-ent-official

I should probably actually like

Get this job offically

Do any of the actual employees get paid??

~ 🔧 anon

personally, i get paid every month but my wage is constantly "reevaluated". sometimes i get my minimum, sometimes i get a coupon and a free balloon. other employees, feel free to speak up.

fazbear-cryptid

I don't get paid at all! To be fair I just showed up one day and never left, but still.

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pukicho

My new years resolution is to get worse

fazbear-ent-official

Happy birthday! Afton just arrived! He's currently checking out if anything has been exploded since he left

alright, i'm in the office rn! feel free to join, michael even got us popcorn

fazbear-cryptid

I can’t eat but I’ll happily participate in watching Mr Afton suffer-Prov

fazbear-ent-official

Incorrect Fazbear Ent Quote

Rabbit: Hey, can I take this broom?

Willow: You're... You're going to clean up? Willingly?

Rabbit, walking out with the broomstick: Of course not. But Prov won't come off the ceiling, so I'm going to whack him.

Willow: What-

Rabbit, from the other room: COME DOWN NOW!

Prov: *unintelligible screeching*

fazbear-cryptid

OOC: This could also work if rabbit and Prov were switched

fazbear-ent-official

Incorrect Fazbear Ent Quote

Chris: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

Cassidy: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

Rabbit: I personally was created in a lab.

Prov: I just straight up spawned lol.

fazbear-cryptid

Accurate

fazbear-ent-official

Hey BB, it’s Prov: I’m currently stuck in the vents so I’m sending this ask to plead for help.

It has been 3 days, I think the mice have stopped being afraid and are attempting to eat my ankles, but my flesh is the consistency of tar so it’s difficult for them.

do't worryy, am coming! i kno these vents li ke the bacc of my hand!

fazbear-ent-official

well uh turns out i don know the back of my hnand that good :) send hellp please i'm scared of micec

shatteredrabbit

Oh my god you fucking idiots- (affectionate)

Okay I'm coming to help. Just don't move.

dreamy-okapi

I'm coming too, to make sure Rabbit doesn't also get stuck. I'm not rescuing three whole idiots if I don't have to.

shatteredrabbit

Unfortunately you're going to have to rescue three whole idiots-

I'm not stuck, per say, I'm just hopelessly lost-

fazbear-ent-official

see, here at freddy fazbear's pizza, we never make the same mistake twice, but at least four times to make sure we learnt the lesson

now please someone go rescue them before the vent breaks, it's not supposed to carry so much weight-

fazbear-cryptid

Four? Who else is here?

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fazbear-ent-official

Hi BB! I hope everything is going well! Tell Willow I said hi and that I wish them a quick recovery! Liver failure sounds really scary. I hope they're okay.

okey dokye;! but don't wory, theyllb e alriht! if they survved working here for 5 yreas, it probably mean the grim reapper gav up on them

fazbear-cryptid

Speaking as someone who met Death, yeah he prop gave up

shatteredrabbit

Smashing Windshields

[RP Starter for the Faz Gang!!! @fazbear-ent-official

Reblog Order (for those who signed up for the rp on the Faz-ent Discord):

@thefirewolfblogger

@fazbear-cryptid

@bronte25

@soulless-paper-bag

@dreamy-okapi

@universalgumbo

@lesserbeans

If any other Faz-ent Members want to join, just message me in the discord!]

Also here’s the song that’s 100% playing while this shit is going down-]

~~~RP Start~~~

It’s dark out, long after hours. It was a busy day with tons of parties and messes made. Apparently the janitor quit last minute and now for a measly extra 50¢ other employees are working to clean up the pizzeria. Looks like a damn food fight broke out…

All of a sudden, Afton’s 1970’s purple dodge challenger comes skidding into the parking lot. The front window rolls down, revealing Rabbit sitting in the driver’s seat. Despite her huge grin, she looks absolutely terrified.

“HOP IN, FUCKERS!! BEFORE THE COPS SHOW UP!!” Rabbit yells while repeatedly honking the horn.

shatteredrabbit

“Let’s get this show on the road!” Rabbit hops into the driver’s seat, much to everyone’s dismay despite the fact that they all knew that would happen. She revs the engine.

“Ready Chris?!”

(( @thefirewolfblogger ))

thetrainglesttriangle

Cassidy climbs into the passenger seat, waiting for Rabbit to take off.

((@fazbear-cryptid))

fazbear-cryptid

Prov crawled back onto the car and laid down. Clearly he was intending to be lazy this time.

“Put the petal to the metal?” He shouted

@bronte25

shatteredrabbit

Smashing Windshields

[RP Starter for the Faz Gang!!! @fazbear-ent-official

Reblog Order (for those who signed up for the rp on the Faz-ent Discord):

@thefirewolfblogger

@fazbear-cryptid

@bronte25

@soulless-paper-bag

@dreamy-okapi

@universalgumbo

@lesserbeans

If any other Faz-ent Members want to join, just message me in the discord!]

Also here’s the song that’s 100% playing while this shit is going down-]

~~~RP Start~~~

It’s dark out, long after hours. It was a busy day with tons of parties and messes made. Apparently the janitor quit last minute and now for a measly extra 50¢ other employees are working to clean up the pizzeria. Looks like a damn food fight broke out…

All of a sudden, Afton’s 1970’s purple dodge challenger comes skidding into the parking lot. The front window rolls down, revealing Rabbit sitting in the driver’s seat. Despite her huge grin, she looks absolutely terrified.

“HOP IN, FUCKERS!! BEFORE THE COPS SHOW UP!!” Rabbit yells while repeatedly honking the horn.

shatteredrabbit

“Okay, Chrisy is up first!!” Rabbit hopped about excitedly, “Prov, keep an eye on them while they’re on the back, will you?”

(( @thefirewolfblogger ))

thetrainglesttriangle

Cassidy skips towards the car after helping Prov with his head. Unfortunately she started singing ‘Don’t lose your head’ while she was running, but thankfully she was singing under her breath.

(@fazbear-cryptid, sorry for taking so long)

fazbear-cryptid

Prov slapped the top off his head a few times to get in place before getting up and walking back to the car and climbing back on the top of it.

“You got it kid.” He said in response to rabbit.

@bronte25

shatteredrabbit

Smashing Windshields

[RP Starter for the Faz Gang!!! @fazbear-ent-official

Reblog Order (for those who signed up for the rp on the Faz-ent Discord):

@thefirewolfblogger

@fazbear-cryptid

@bronte25

@soulless-paper-bag

@dreamy-okapi

@universalgumbo

@lesserbeans

If any other Faz-ent Members want to join, just message me in the discord!]

Also here’s the song that’s 100% playing while this shit is going down-]

~~~RP Start~~~

It’s dark out, long after hours. It was a busy day with tons of parties and messes made. Apparently the janitor quit last minute and now for a measly extra 50¢ other employees are working to clean up the pizzeria. Looks like a damn food fight broke out…

All of a sudden, Afton’s 1970’s purple dodge challenger comes skidding into the parking lot. The front window rolls down, revealing Rabbit sitting in the driver’s seat. Despite her huge grin, she looks absolutely terrified.

“HOP IN, FUCKERS!! BEFORE THE COPS SHOW UP!!” Rabbit yells while repeatedly honking the horn.

shatteredrabbit

“Yeah, there’s room in the back seat!” Rabbit chirped, “Anyways~”

She stopped to tie the rope around the stick in a sturdy knot, then she tied the other end of rope to the back of the car.

“Who wants to go first~?!”

(( @thefirewolfblogger ))

thetrainglesttriangle

Cassidy sticks Prov’s head back on their body before bounding over to the car. She sticks her head through the passenger window to look at everyone with a slightly unnerving smirk. “How’s everyone doing?” She exclaims, mischief glinting in her eyes.

(@fazbear-cryptid sorry it took so long)

fazbear-cryptid

Provs head quickly reattached it’s self, and after some twitching he gained full control of it

“alright, so what’s the plan?”

@bronte25

im-feeling-stabby

Thank u @villainsandvictimsalliance for the tag (it got buried in my notification and I just found it T-T)

choose one photo from your camera roll without downloading a new one that sums up your personality, then tag five ppl.

.... I'm a contradiction ... Anyways... 5 people??? That's a lot ummm @katsoupki @stfudabi ... I don't think I nobody else who hasn't done this T-T so anybody else who wants to go-ahead

katsoupki

hehehe thank you for the tag @im-feeling-stabby !!

this is my choice

not sure if you guys have done this yet but tagging:

@seashawnty @rrandomtthings @kiribakuxkacchakolover @omegadeku859 @belatedbday69 and anyone else who wants to expose themselves online!! lol

seashawnty

Ty for the tag @katsoupki!!

I'd like ro believe i give off this kind of vibe but idk

Tagging @drfox-kinnie @rrandomtthings and anyone else who wants to join!

ineffablydistraught-deactivated

Hehe clown

Tagging @fl00mie @tildawashere @satandaddyy @soapycocacola and anyone else!!

soapycocacola

Thank you for the tag! @xx-autmnlvr-xx, @sweetengineerstrawberry, and @dorkythedork

xx-autmnlvr-xx

Thank you so much for the tag!! This seems fun!

@uncertainlycertain @who-knows-things @princesslizard @yogurt-soda @heroofthewinds

camblossom

Do not Ask™

Tagged: @rarepancakesauce @hellotherewhyareuhere @miaraqueen

hellotherewhyareuhere

Mwah

@talynbateye @nitkat360 @rebsy @sleebymanatee

basilscottage

@sleebymanatee @nitkat360 @ anyone

static-scribblez

Seems about right

@questionable-child @foggyphantomangel @anyone

questionable-child

@disaster-resonable-48 @sunnydrinksbepsi @ahikkomori @aspen-lol @anyone else

Would be pretty accurate besides the rap battles thing

no1drunknparty

@collectiveglitter, @lonelyviper001, @cat-and-corgi-girl, @groovy-rat-man, @seabunnythatlikeshorror

forge-octarian-jacket

Uh-

Tags: @umbrella-junction @xfnafweirdox

I legit couldn’t find anything else-

froggos-chaos-corner-deactivate

Heh-

Tags: @fazbear-ent-official @modgirlyreposts-revamped @its-ya-gay-boi-luigi @fazbear-cryptid @fazbearsmechanic

fazbear-cryptid

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im-feeling-stabby

Thank u @villainsandvictimsalliance for the tag (it got buried in my notification and I just found it T-T)

choose one photo from your camera roll without downloading a new one that sums up your personality, then tag five ppl.

.... I'm a contradiction ... Anyways... 5 people??? That's a lot ummm @katsoupki @stfudabi ... I don't think I nobody else who hasn't done this T-T so anybody else who wants to go-ahead

katsoupki

hehehe thank you for the tag @im-feeling-stabby !!

this is my choice

not sure if you guys have done this yet but tagging:

@seashawnty @rrandomtthings @kiribakuxkacchakolover @omegadeku859 @belatedbday69 and anyone else who wants to expose themselves online!! lol

seashawnty

Ty for the tag @katsoupki!!

I'd like ro believe i give off this kind of vibe but idk

Tagging @drfox-kinnie @rrandomtthings and anyone else who wants to join!

ineffablydistraught-deactivated

Hehe clown

Tagging @fl00mie @tildawashere @satandaddyy @soapycocacola and anyone else!!

soapycocacola

Thank you for the tag! @xx-autmnlvr-xx, @sweetengineerstrawberry, and @dorkythedork

xx-autmnlvr-xx

Thank you so much for the tag!! This seems fun!

@uncertainlycertain @who-knows-things @princesslizard @yogurt-soda @heroofthewinds

camblossom

Do not Ask™

Tagged: @rarepancakesauce @hellotherewhyareuhere @miaraqueen

hellotherewhyareuhere

Mwah

@talynbateye @nitkat360 @rebsy @sleebymanatee

basilscottage

@sleebymanatee @nitkat360 @ anyone

static-scribblez

Seems about right

@questionable-child @foggyphantomangel @anyone

questionable-child

@disaster-resonable-48 @sunnydrinksbepsi @ahikkomori @aspen-lol @anyone else

Would be pretty accurate besides the rap battles thing

no1drunknparty

@collectiveglitter, @lonelyviper001, @cat-and-corgi-girl, @groovy-rat-man, @seabunnythatlikeshorror

forge-octarian-jacket

Uh-

Tags: @umbrella-junction @xfnafweirdox

I legit couldn’t find anything else-

froggos-chaos-corner-deactivate

Heh-

Tags: @fazbear-ent-official @modgirlyreposts-revamped @its-ya-gay-boi-luigi @fazbear-cryptid @fazbearsmechanic

fazbearsmechanic

(( since you tagged my roleplay account, i'll just do these in character ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ))

Keegs:

Wrath:

Bartholomew:

(( whoever sees this can consider themselves tagged :] ))

mothic-eclipse

It’s not wrong

Tags: @bronte25 @idie5 @hunted-the-amiba @shatteredrabbit @notyourreblogger

fazbear-cryptid

fazbear-ent-official

Hi, um, what the hell is this person with a Freddy mask doing inside of Ft. Freddy’s stomach? “Do maintenance on Funtime Freddy” MR. AFTON THERE IS A WHOLE PERSON INSIDE OF THIS ANIMATRONIC WHAT THE HELL

@fazbear-cryptid i don't know much about animatronics maintenance but i'm pretty sure you don't need t be sitting inside his stomach. care to explain ?

fazbear-cryptid

It’s cozy fight me.

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