Fawn Costa

Iggy Azalea is disgusting racist trash. And she looks like a Halloween mask. 

What? Is she racist?

She does have a fantastic ass. But I kinda feel like that Iggy chick has her beat.

What on earth are you talking about? I look like a fright?

Dude, no, you're unrealistically beautiful. Seriously, you need to teach me how you do that with your face. 

mmm Beyonce.

I needed to come back for the shop. Otherwise, I probably would have stayed.

Ah, yeah. I've yet to visit your shop, by the way. I should probably do that. 

You're just jealous of the profound bond Kanye West and I have over our mutual love of Beyonce.

It’s not problem and if you ever need a guide up there I would be more then welcome to show you. Rewarded? What may my reward be?

Thanks, I'll definitely keep that in mind. 

Wow. That is an A+ plan. Utter genius.

Right? I thought so. This will go so smoothly, you'll see. 

It's got a ring to it, don't you think?

Wonderful! Can’t wait.

Yeah, but his last name is West. And that's pretty cool. 

Oh shush. You’re gorgeous. 

Should probably find me a man or something. Maybe Kanye West when him and Kim break up. 

I did feel pretty ready to walk down the aisle. I should've just pulled a random guy from the street and decided his fate for him.

Well thanks, sweet cheeks. But I'm pretty sure I saw a mirror or two crack a bit when I walked past them.