Beware of the Fags

Full of life

Can you get your big ass out of the air…and into my sheets…? Hahahaha jk jk…unless?

Opinion on paw jobs?

Hey fuck you D-licousWeenie also I think Ganondorf SUCKS

Opinion on Ganondorf’s buttcheeks

Ganondorf after I finish pumping his tight little green hole with my baby gravy and his stomach gets really swollen from the amount of cum I just put in his sphincter and he's just lying there half passed out because we just went so hard all night long that the entire desert heard us and he's just laying there panting and convulsing because he's still riding the high from the 20 rounds we just finished and he's still cumming a little because I made him so overstimulated but it's not over yet cuz unbeknownst to him he's gonna get pregnant with my quadruplets and it's gonna be a really uncomfortable topic when goes to kneel in front of the king 😂

7 years

You are so skibbidi my leige that you could rizz up any old person that comes your swanky way

I had a dream that you were going around in disguise trading people with magically disguised rupoors and crashing Hyrule's economy. You didn't even take over the country, you were just fucking with people and making trouble for Hyrule in my dream.