faveyard 🙃

if i leave my pussy hanging off the bed will a demon eat it

If you ever hear me breathe deeply it’s not because I’m annoyed it’s because I forget to breathe sometimes

weird how 15 years from now it might be ur wedding or ur kids birthday but rn it’s just a regular shitty day

by Owlturd

you can literally lay in bed and eat a block of cheese like an apple and it’s not illegal

I absolutely refuse to believe this many people on tumblr were "the smart kid" in school

i wish soulja boy would walk into my house and crank dat, killing me instantly

ladies and gentlemen, you’re now experiencing an emotional turbulence. please buckle up and relax; it will be over shortly. sorry for the discomfort you’re feeling and enjoy the rest of the journey called life. 

FREE HIM