Faux

Settlers of catan

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues

It can groove and boogie so young. What a delightful creature.

"Going a couple hours without eating a single kind of food? No thanks, I would rather kill a child" is such a wildly horrifying take to see MULTIPLE people proudly stating.

Reblogs r back on so BEHAVE.

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

I fucking love hares man

Honestly if we didn’t share the planet with funny little animals I would have fucking lost it years ago