beatrice

Turning dog gravity off so they all get whisked away

some people really do need to start reminding themselves that the answer to "why didn't the character just do [something entirely different]" is often simply "because then there wouldn't be a story"

I will say it a million times I DONT CARE.

sad feeling to try to mutualbait when the mutual you wanted to bait already finished their tumblr shift for the day

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

I love starting out my explanations for my comics with "i think" like does she even know