José Saramago Stan Account

"Aura farmed by my own son's burrito" sounds like a good Chuck Tingle short story.

I didn’t wanna say anything on the post and be the party pooper but that old man who posts the music he makes with captions like “they said I was too old to make electronic music bc I’m 60” kind of annoyed me bc like all of the greats are 60 right now…. Like they were 20 in the 90s inventing shit people are still catching up to. So who tf told him he’s too old ? Stop making shit up!!! Aphex twin is about to be 60 so is Roni size and ltj bukem and moodymann is like actually 60. Just being a drama queen for nothing and the music was mid on top of it all like girl… take that shit somewhere else before I say something

horror movie showing a child’s drawing of the monster or ghost or whatever but instead of a little kid and crayons they’re like a preteen and it’s manga style

"This is my weird son. He can't climb for shit, but he is handsome and strong."

#cats be like#is anybody adopt that#and don't wait for an answer

Everything that isn't food is a cat from the perspective of a cat. Cats can look upon the true form of eldritch monstrosities and keep their sanity. They'd just see another cat. A fucking weird-looking cat, but a cat nonetheless.

An always-reblog. 😄