The Reckless Flamingo Man

so glad the important parts of this post are completely circled so my brain doesnt fry it self trying to comprehend this complex message

you ever think a post is going to be like, surprise! It was the plot of a movie the whole time! And then reality is just actually that wild. Wild.

COME ON NA OBAMA! 👏🏾

He ain’t wearing a jacket no more and he got his sleeves rolled up. My nigga is over it.

He’s done being nice and polite with this orange piece of shit.

don’t ever duel me or my son again

The experiences of conventionally attractive people and conventionally unattractive people can be so jarringly different and it really deserves some conversation. But I hate how the only mention of this comes from incels or anti-feminists or other right aligned losers with not an ounce of nuance in their bones lmaooo

Like, your physical attractiveness can shape not just your interpersonal experiences but also real tangible things such as but no limited to whether or not you get a job or being believed as a victim or what kind of roles you can get as an actor or perhaps the length of a sentence or how much help is offered to you in a time of need etc. etc.

Love when my cat flings himself into the air after a toy, but he has no style. Straight up ragdoll physics.

One day i want to take a video of Yardstick straight-up hurling himself into the void. Cats have no conception that there is a future. There is just now and the jingly toy.

Your cat’s name is Yardstick?

I KEEP FORGETTING THEY’RE BIPEDAL 

THEY ARE WHAT???

True: Pangolins are mammals who walk on two legs

skyrim is cool because an old man in falkreath can give you a quest to take his best friend’s ashes to a preist and you can either do that or eat his ashes right in front of him

RELEASE THE BUBBLE HORSE

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury

H E  I S  F R E E

I don’t care why, this is hysterical.

He’s like “Should I go back inside…?”