hail and well met, my dude

i open twitter. people are complaining about the word audiophile because they dont want to fuck the music. i open tumblr. people are happy about the word cinephile because they want to fuck the movies

hey. don't cry. how the gentle wind beckons through the leaves as autumn colors fall. okay?

I wonder if merriam and webster ever explored each other’s bodies

running for president as a member of the American Fujoshi Party with a foolproof plan to address male loneliness

How's the dental?

you can have all the teeth you can carry

Yeah man, this wizard conference is such a drag. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "Hastened Networking" or something, and suddenly everyone in a 20 foot radius was holding a copy that dude's business card. Nobody even acknowledged the quality of his card, that's how common this is. I'm over here casting Handshake and level 2 Small Talk. I think I just heard "Power Word: Video Call" two groups over. I gotta get a new job.