Be fat. Be greedy. Be selfish. Be messy. Be filthy. Be the gluttonous hog you were always meant to be, and if anyone tries to get in your way, trample them and crush them under your massive weight until they give in. Make everyone around you serve you, obey you, cater to your every want and need while you laze around and glut yourself like the spoiled, indulgent pig you are. Be demanding, always wanting more. More food, more drink, more sex, more, more, MORE. There is no such thing as "enough" for you, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise. They're all just servants to you, the king hog, so take your place on the throne and do whatever the fuck you please


















