How to train yourself to be a good piggy 🐖✨
Hi there lovelies, I thought I’d write up a short guide on the easiest and best way to turn yourself into a total hog in the shortest time possible ✨ why not give it a try?
Always pick the highest calorie option. Add extra butter, cream and sugar to everything you eat, not only will it make you fatter but it’ll taste better as well!
Replace your wardrobe with nice roomy sweatpants and soft shirts. Tight and rigid clothes might be exciting, but you should always have something you can lounge around in where your growth can happen unencumbered. Celebrate every pair of clothing you have to retire!
Keep yourself stuffed and overly full at all times, when you can. Not only will it help you grow faster, but it will also stretch your stomach capacity further and discourage you from doing too much activity that might upset your full tummy. Do this for too long and you may get addicted to the feeling!~
Move as little as possible. Too much exercise burns calories, and you’ll be so uncomfortable as you grow sweatier and sweatier from lugging all that lard around. Instead try to keep food within arm’s reach, and only go out when strictly necessary.
Get lots of sleep! Of course while you’re sleeping you’re not eating, but it also gives your body time to process all that junk you’ve been eating into luscious, soft, heavy fat. Don’t be scared to drift off after a good stuffing!
Drink lots of water to keep yourself hydrated, but for every sip you take drink an equal amount of soda, juice, or if you’re really dedicated, shakes. You’d be pleasantly surprised at how calorie-dense a simple 2 liter of soda is!
Rub your belly often, massaging and letting your hands feel every inch of softness. Associate the feeling with contentedness and joy, and think about how excited you are to be even bigger and softer and how you’ll do anything to make it happen.
Ignore anyone who tries to get you to stop. Only you know what’s best for you, and it’s your body. If you want to be majorly obese, that’s your own decision and not anyone else’s. You’re probably happier than these people anyway!
The most important one, keep from cumming until you’re totally, completely stuffed or have finished all the food you have. You should be training your body to respond to eating with getting horny, and the need to eat until you’re unable to as a prerequisite for release. It’s a powerful association, and will ensure you blow up rapidly in pursuit of that good feeling.
If you follow these instructions, I’m confident any of you can become a fat, sweaty, useless mess within a matter of years~ doesn’t that sound nice, piggy? After all it wouldn’t hurt to give it a try…. Right?
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