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OMG

I was done at "Don't morse me or my son ever again" XD

Today’s date (2-20-2016) sounds like someone stuttering to say 2016.

dog has better grip on knife. bird would be down in seconds

Bird can attack from the air he has the advantage

dog can stab up and also has an owner as secondary attacker. bird is fucked

better grip? the knife is quite obviously dangling in the dogs mouth. bird can minic owners voice and command and trick dog, allowing the bird the element of surpise. plus owner is slow and useless

listen asshole the birds hard beak will not allow for a proper grip on that knife handle and it will slide will he attempts to stab and shank the dog, making it useless AND the bird has never heard the owners voice before so that logic is foolish and irrelevant

Couldn’t the bird fly up high and drop the knife due to the hard beak onto the dog killing it? Seems like a flawless victory for the bird, especially when it could defecate on either the human or dogs corpse to finish the fight.

listen u fcking moron the knife wouldn’t have the proper velocity to penetrate flesh AND the handle is heavier than the blade so it would intrinsically land On the Handle when falling from a high drop so Think Again the dog always wins

Oh yeah mr. Krabs

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

Do not like

Keep. Reblogging.

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you can literally choose which blog to follow in order to avoid things coming up on your dash so tf is this

THIS BETTER BREAK THE DAMN NOTES

GUYS

Yeah c'mon

Do not ask for whom the hotline blings; it blings for thee

😢 so cute!!!!

yes yes yes! ☺️

TEARS 😭

There is still so much good in the world😊✨ I am so happy his spirits were rejuvenate!

I will forever love this post I am crying goodbye I want to marry this man

I relate with the dancing man when I go to school dances. But this gives me *determination* to dance! Thanks Dancing Man!

@theothin

I'm having trouble trying to understand why an 8/8 creature cost 2 mana. That's OP asf!!! Lol jk I know it's a joke XD.