Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
The Bowery Presents
The Stonewall Inn
occasionally subtle
Misplaced Lens Cap
Claire Keane
KIROKAZE
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
Jules of Nature
$LAYYYTER
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Fai_Ryy
oozey mess
todays bird
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Show & Tell
Cosmic Funnies
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Mike Driver
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@fatedmates
[in bed]
Cassian: Am I a bad boy?
Nesta: Yeah you’re a bad boy
Cassian: Oh yeah? *pulls her closer* so how bad am I?
Nesta, remembering Cassian said he didn’t want dessert and then ate Nesta’s dessert: You’re a fucking nightmare tbh Cassian
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(Actual) Friendly Reminder
Cassian and Azriel kicked Rhys out of the birchin bc Feyre gave him a boner
ACOTAR Characters as iconic vines
Feyre: Hi my name is Jared I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how to read
Rhysand: I love you bitch, I ain’t never gonna stop loving you… biiitch
Amren: I won’t hesitate bitch
Mor: Saminamina hey hey waka waka I’m Gay
Cassian: It’s Wednesday my dudes *screams*
Azriel: A D A M
Nesta: No what the FUCK Kyle, step the FUCK up Kyle
Elain: You almost made me drop my croissants!
Lucien: Look at all these chickens
Helion: I said whoever threw that paper your mom’s a hoe
Thesan: Welcome to Chilis
Kallias: I smell like beef I smell like beef I smell like beef
Viviane: And they were roommates… oh my god they were roommates
Beron: This bitch empty… aYEET
Tamlin: So no head? *smashes skateboard*
Tarquin: Hurricane Katrina more like hurricane tortilla
Varian: … wow …
I love vines
ACOTAR Characters as iconic vines
Feyre: Hi my name is Jared I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how to read
Rhysand: I love you bitch, I ain’t never gonna stop loving you… biiitch
Amren: I won’t hesitate bitch
Mor: Saminamina hey hey waka waka I’m Gay
Cassian: It’s Wednesday my dudes *screams*
Azriel: A D A M
Nesta: No what the FUCK Kyle, step the FUCK up Kyle
Elain: You almost made me drop my croissants!
Lucien: Look at all these chickens
Helion: I said whoever threw that paper your mom’s a hoe
Thesan: Welcome to Chilis
Kallias: I smell like beef I smell like beef I smell like beef
Viviane: And they were roommates… oh my god they were roommates
Beron: This bitch empty… aYEET
Tamlin: So no head? *smashes skateboard*
Tarquin: Hurricane Katrina more like hurricane tortilla
Varian: … wow …
I love vines
Something: *happens*
Mor: Time to consult the most powerful Fae in the Inner Circle, the one who is in charge and can handle such disasters
Rhys: Oh, thank—
Mor: *pushes him off the balcony* So anyway, Feyre
Feyre: Shit, Mor, I was gonna ask you
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Mor: I cant do it. Stress is bad for the baby
Feyre: what baby ????
Mor: mE.
Chaol: I’ll say that she’s in Skull’s Bay… Aelin would never go to Skull’s Bay!!
Me:
Me: *has 20+ new books I should be reading*
Also me: *rereads The Entire Throne of Glass Series for the fifth time*
Mor: Rhys, I need to tell you something.
Rhys: *pauses video game* What?
Mor: I’m gay.
Rhys: *resumes video game* Guys my cousin just said the gayest thing.
Aelin: I’m cold
Rowan: Here, take my jacket
Elide: I’m cold too
Manon: What? [taking off jacket] I told you to bring more layers but of course you didn’t listen and now [piling scarves on her] now look, I’ve got to make sure you don’t FREEZE to death. [taking somebody else’s hat] how long have you been cold? You should’ve said something sooner!
Hey look I’m finally back. I have exams and I just got back from the supposed land of the free so I’m really sorry about this major disappearing act.
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Reading SJM books has made my expectations for guys so damn high
Guy: Hey :) Wanna go on a da-
Me: Are you a powerful fae warrior?
Guy: what
Me: A Highlord?
Guy: what are you sayi-
Me: No? I’m not interested thank you
We have a title!!!
Dear sarah j.maas
You owe us two wedding scenes…we’re waiting for the novellas.
With so much love, all your fans.
All of them.
When I’m having a good day and then someone mentions Aelin being trapped in a coffin
Feyre: (chanting to herself) WHAT DO WE WANT?
Feyre: MORE TATTOOS
Feyre: WHEN DO WE WANT IT?
Feyre: NOW
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Sorscha: you...you like me?
Aelin: bitch you're in love with me
*after they save Aelin*
Rowan: okay guys no more secrets between us
*everyone nods except Aedion who looks nervous*
Rowan: what’s wrong Aedion? You have something to say?
Aedion: …
