Fate Binds Us All

Another tip if you need just a quick, brief cooldown - run your wrists under cold water! This saved my ass working in a hot haunted house in the Midwest when summer decided to bugger off late some years. Also, plenty of popsicles!

Energetically, it is Very Hard to Change the Temperature of Water. It’s called thermal inertia. Water that has just come out of the tap is the temperature of the earth and the pipes it went through, much more stable and cool than the air outside, maybe 50-70 degrees. It also takes a Lot of Energy to Make Water Evaporate. Even warm water will cool down as it evaporates off you. That’s why we sweat even though it dehydrates us. Your wrists, neck, feet, face, and inner thighs have a Lot of Blood moving close to the surface- either large exposed veins, or lots of capillaries. When you’re too hot, your capillaries expand and send more blood to your skin’s surface to try and dump heat into the air. If the air’s hot and there’s nowhere for the heat to go, it doesn’t work. Target those blood-rich areas with cooling tactics. Drinking water also works to cool your core. Cool water, ESPECIALLY running or circulating water, is incredibly efficient as a heat sink. I personally have a DIY heat pack (sock with rice) that I keep in the freezer to drape around my neck.

It’s almost that time of year again!

Happy early Nazi-punch-iversary!!

Hell yes

That was a weak punch. I’m surprised the puncher didn’t break his damn wrist. Folks - we gotta do better!! Learn how to punch properly and sock a goddamn Nazi in the fucking nose or mouth or eye or throat or penis. Remember - if you break a Nazi’s arm, they have one less arm to do Nazi shit with.

Emmy Award Winning™️

I FOUND IT AGAIN.

Here’s the “horse loose in a hospital” bit. Good news, it has closed captioning.

“I DONT REMEMBER THAT IN HAMILTON.” OMG

God I’ve heard so much about this guy and this is my first time actually watching one of his bits. He’s as funny as y’all make him out to be tbh

This is my favorite video ever

I fucking adore this man

i love john edmund mulaney with my whole entire heart, and you may quote me on that

i just realized that this is going to be something that people look at in like 50-100 years when talking about this era of american politics and people are going to be interpreting it and its probably going to be on someones fucking dbq like no no one outside of this time period will every ever be able to grasp just how accurately this describes Everything

HORSE IN THE HOSPITAL

OHHH SO THAT’S WHAT THAT WAS ABOUTTTT

Reblogging this in honor of the horse being sent to the hospital.

if you even fucking look at the hospital I will stomp you to death with my hooves

You know what I want you to do it. I DARE you to do it goddammit so I can stomp you with my hooves. Go on.

Can someone add a description

[Image Description: A tweet by the John Mulaney twitter account. The tweet has an image of a horse attached to it. In the image we can see the horse from behind it, and it’s walking away from the viewer. The tweet is captioned, “…And stay out!”]