bada bing

tired of this conversation. im going to shoot you with toxic barbs now.

all my mutuals have a godly cents of humor and if this site dares to die and strip me of this decadent enjoyment of scrolling down my dashboard and seeing hilarious posts in chronological order ill choke atlas till he drops earth and it crack shatters like a dollarstore snowglobe

ppl saying ‘what do u expect on ps4’ like the publishers didnt actively think to publish on a console that wasnt powerful enough to handle their game and instead of being like ‘maybe we should optimize and downgrade grphics for each engine or maybe just Not publish on that console like a developer with common sense’ they said let me crunch my developers into hell so i can see every individual penis pore on ps4

This is what based parents should be buying for their kids instead of Minecraft

Me after I hook the VR up to play Minecraft

my stepson training to kill me

puts Baja Blast instead of gasoline in my truck and it comes to life and starts fucking other cars