NSFW According to a Robot

“This paper introduces a novel workflow to generate snow imprints, and model the interaction of snow with dynamic objects.”

This version slaps

Did anyone else do this

I mean… who could resist…?

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You’re in your Eternal Rest and get woken up by these bastards to force you back into a mortal coil on earth to feed them their 5th breakfast before noon

A helping hand

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Like yeah he’s definitely overexposed on the big screen, but the fact fact that he (nor any of the Batkids) never had their own TV show is crazy to me.

the petunia, sensing an apparent honest to god Get More Purple Disease, using the previously undiscovered RNAi antiviral ability to shut down all other purple genes along with it just in case: you put VIRUS in petunia? you infect her with the More Purple?? oh! oh! her children shall bloom white! jail for mother, jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!